How to pick up a fat cat

Step One.

This cat was a stranger

so first u got to say psss psss

Or Hi kitty.

Step two.

Pet the cat and make

Sure it seems to like

Your touch and intention.

Step three.

smile to the cat

And see if it is hanging

Around u

Step four.

Gently lift the cat

Up and bend your knees if

It is a big cat like this one.

Step five.

hold the cat with confidence

Make sure the cat feels

Secure and cared for

Mission accomplished