Steemit Needs a Sex Tape Scandal - A CONTEST!

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Steemit suffers from a lack of marketing. It seems like marketing is not going to be happening on Steemit, INC's part. This means that the marketing needs to be done by the community itself!

I was thinking about this today, and it brought me the only logical conclusion.

In 2017, Steemit needs a sex tape scandal.

Sex tape scandals are the way publicity is done in 2017, and Steemit could go from an unknown niche community to a major league social media overnight.

But it's not quite that simple, however.

People on Steemit are not very well known, and even those who are, are only well known in the crypto circles.

So, I'm starting a contest!

To any Steemian, male or female, who is the first to successfully have sex with a big time celebrity, film it and leak it, I will pay 1000 STEEM.

A bonus of 500 STEEM will be awarded if the celebrity is already married. It will add to the drama. Note that the celebrity and agents will have to buy STEEM and power up in order to flag the post into invisibility. This will have a positive impact on STEEM price.

The sex tape needs to be leaked on steemit.com in order to gain entry in the contest.

The contest will run through 2017, and the STEEM will be awarded January 1st 2018.

Good luck to everyone!

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If I can accomplish this with Vanessa Hudgens, I will pay you 1000 Steem!​
😜

I'm game!

Soul_Eater_43 The Cryptofiend tweeted @ 19 Mar 2017 - 21:56 UTC

#Steemit Needs a #Sex #Tape #Scandal - A #CONTEST ! — @Steemit

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(yaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnn) appreciate the sentiment, but I'm going back to bed in my ice house... lol

In a 1990 issue of Vogue, supermodel Linda Evangelista was quoted as saying she and fellow supermodel Christy Turlington, who were two of the highest paid models of their time, “don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.”

Link: 15 Models Who Don’t Get Out Of Bed For Less Than $10,000 a day

Where's the list for the one's who will get in bed for less than $10k?

Good point.

Christ, you really do have an ICE HOUSE LOL. Btw: how do these people get into their houses ?

Crowd fund a leaked porno bravo i never thought is see the day...
Genius marketing by the way, very imaginative. The ultimate question is what were you doing when you thought this up hmms?

LOL - challenge accepted!
Finally I can follow a New Year´s resolution that makes sense.

=D
Now there's creativity.

Now finally someone taking it on - serious marketing - let get this started! How we define Celeb?

I think some here are known outside steemit though -we are not all crypto geeks - not mentioning @hilarski (married :-)!)

Actually, this isn't a bad idea lol

Any celebrity will do right?

I think he wants a Kardashian to come onto steemit.. maybe Caitlyn Jenner?

Big time celebrity. A celebrity who transcends. Meaning that he or she has to pop up on Facebook and Twitter feeds. And if TMZ reports their groceries, they get a lot of hits.

definy "celebrity". provide a list. ;)

A celebrity is someone I've heard of, even though I don't watch movies or television, or listen to music, or.. basically go outside.

this narrows the target down ;)

ok so @smooth would be a celeb for @schattenjaeger - hey 1000 Steem in 2018 must 1 millions USD!

Let's just say I know who Emma Watson is. Because reasons.

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