10 Great ways to use your Turkey leftovers!

in #funny7 years ago

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So you have leftover turkey from thanksgiving?

I bet you are wondering....
@saywha what the heck am I gonna do with all this. It's good, but I will get tired of eating it every meal for a week!
Well friends. I have a solution. Here I have a list of ways you can use that turkey, and not waste it!

1. Thanksgiving #2!!

  • Invite the people that don't get along with the first set of thanksgiving people!
  • Invite the people that missed it!
  • Don't invite anyone and have Thanksgiving in your underwear!

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2. Turkey burrito

  • I promise its not gross!*
  • Turkey
  • bbq sauce
  • cheese
  • onion
  • cilantro

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3. Turkey fist

  • grab a handful of turkey
  • great snack on the go!
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4. Toast it

  • Did you know turkey is great in the toaster?
  • Neither did I! Let me know if this works!

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5. Turkey coffee

  • Being from Seattle, this is a pacific northwest classic holiday drink
  • Just add to your covfefe!

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6. Multi-purpose cleaning tool

  • Most underrated utilization of turkey
  • Dry white meat makes a great scrubber
  • Baths! Windows! Toilets! The opportunities are truly endless.

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7. Face cleanser/moisturizer

  • Scrub those pores!
  • Totally safe
  • PETA approved (This product wasn't tested on animals)
    protip: Dip it in the turkey juices leftover for a great moisturizer

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8. Baby toy!

  • As a father of 3 I can vouch that a turkey blob can add hours of fun to your children's lives
  • Kids want to play instead of eat? Why not both?
  • Not cheap plastic, a toy that lasts a lifetime.

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9. Decorations!

  • You don't have to use it like me, but a turkey chunk can be used to celebrate any holiday
  • Christmas tree star (as seen below)
  • Use a sharpie and make it a dreidel!
  • Table centerpiece
  • Picture frame

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I hope you got at least a few great ideas from my post. I know I am stoked to have found so many more uses for my thanksgiving leftovers. Let me know your favorite ways to use leftovers!

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Bonus Idea 10

  • Fun family game: Hide the turkey!
    Bonus points for finding it before it grows mold and smells!
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Funny ideas! No. 7 and the bonus idea No.10 are hilarious. Good one! ;)

Ha thanks. Been working on parodying popular tags that I honestly find kinda boring and adding some fun.

That's awesome. Bring it on. I will look forward to them.

I've got an idea for you. Got a neighbor who you don't like? Great! Take a turkey leg and throw it in the freezer. After it's frozen, take it out and go throw it through your neighbors window. It's a classic holiday prank, and it's sure to bring you and your neighbor closer together for this holiday season!

hahahaha

oh my, thank you for this, cant stop laughing LOL

You spaced and missed it can make GREAT baby sized slippers. moisturizes their feet and at the same time if they are into biting their feet they get a nice meal turned slipper. Haha, love it.

LOL

You are crazy 😂

When friends have leftovers they always call me 😂 seriously.

Lol that was a funny informative guide selection there.

If I had left overs genuinely I eat them myself, I'm selfish when it's comes to food lol I just don't wanna waste it 😂 also I'm not fat. 😂

Take a look at my recent funny post 😂


https://steemit.com/funny/@asteemian/use-of-violence

Ha ha ha ha So hilarious @saywha!
I thought this list was going one way, and was ready to make a few suggestions....
And then Turkey Toast! Ha ha ha
Thanks for the great laugh

LOL! Scrub a dub dub... ew 😛

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