The Story Of A Sperm, The Story Of Everyone

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

You may have never felt lucky in your whole life. But I'm gonna show you how lucky you have been from when you were even born. So here's a story of me, here's a story of everyone.

So this is the story how I was born and we all were born. But we have never got ourself some time to realise how lucky we have been. In this article I am explaining things through my perspective and I hope everyone of you could relate to one or few things from the article.

If you don't know this let me tell you that an average adult man is more cruel than hitler who murders millions of lives in the bathroom whenever he sees a hot girl in his office or fantasiaing about his bosses wife (if he is single). You could have been one of them to get flushed down the bathroom.

There must have been a real trouble for the sperm you were to search for a host to provide an egg and the womb for your development. If you don't know  .... adult guys who have  no idea what a vagina looks like in real life die every year. You must have been real lucky to get someone to lend you womb.

There are a lot to worry about after a guy meets a girl before the incorporation of the sperm and the ovum. The ovulation cycles, menstrual periods, personal busyness, non erectyl disfunctions could have hampered your production as well. But see how lucky you have been to see youself from a microscopic organism to this large social animal and still you consider yourself a useless sperm.

Remember we actually defended millions of other guys to win an egg. We managed to fuse with that egg and form an embryo. Now imagine this some of our fellows made their way to tonsils and got digested in the alimentary canal( If you know what I mean). So in that aspect we are one in a million.

So next time someone says you are a useless sperm tell them to shut the fuck up. Keep calm and embrace yourself to be lucky to get a life as a human. Just don't keep blaming your life because life has given you much more. Remember all the successful sperms were were same as you. So prepare yourself for being the next sucessful sperm.

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