Love is like a fart, if you have to force, it is probably shit. 

I am back with a new article on this occasion of Valentines day. I don't know how your valentines day went but here is a post on some people who won't just shut up about love. 

1. The guy who just fell in love.

These are the one who have lived all their life thinking that if god has done a shit thing, then it was to create him and not creating a partner for him. But guess what that loser gets a girl too. This must be the greatest triumph of his life and he won't just shut about his love moments.

These are those guys who make singles feel like wishing for his breakup everytime they pray. Its not that his love would be a great journey by the way the, he gets dumped before god even gets our wish for his break up.

2. The guy who recently got dumped.

These guys are so irritating man. They dip their feet in shit and they would share their life education among others for all his life. These are the ones who will make you feel like every girl is a bi*ch . 

If they ever hear the word LOVE in any normal conversations they'll start explaining on why you should not be caring about the girl who is smiling back at you in your classroom or office. Tell them you have feelings for a girl and they'll have your love broken up before it even starts and their life knowledge will the only topic they will be preaching about.

3. The one friend who could never get a girl.

There are some friends Of mine who will never get a girl in their whole life until their parents get one for them to marry. Its not that they don't have interest in girls rather they are the one who spend most of the time staking a girl on social media. They'll kill you with his gossips everytime good looking girl accepts his friend request. 

They will be awake for whole night flirting with a girl but they have no idea what flirting really is. And the next day they will be on the block list of every girl they tried to flirt with. This is when they turn back to us to tell that "Love is shit."

4. The guy who is drunk.

I don't know if they ever have been in love with some one. But these are the most sentimental lovers and will make you cry with something that never happened to anyone. You might not have heard a single word about a girl whenever they were sober but get them a couple of pegs and they'll do a thesis on love.

I doubt their reliability though. A drunk man is the most emotional man who'll rip out his emotions no matter true or false. These are among the guys who won't just shut up talking about love until you tie a packing tape in their mouth.

By the way happy Valentines day to everyone. Celebrate it with love with everyone.

If you have other types of guys who won't just stop shitting about love, let me know them in the comments below. 

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