Conversations With Bud
Bud: Human, what did the hungry Dalmatian say after dinner?
Me: Do tell.
Bud: That hit the spot.
Me: ha.
Bud: What did the canine say to the tree?
Me: what?
Bud: Bark!
Me: funny...
Bud: And. What did the other canine say to the sandpaper?
Me: erm...
Bud: Ruff! Get it? Hahaha!!!
Me: What's with all the jokes this morning?
Bud: Laugh therapy. You'll need it. I just saw your cell phone bill.
Puppies are blind, deaf and toothless when born.
If you will pick up in the street a court dog and will feed it, it never will not bite you. Herein a difference gotes between a dog and man.Your post-modernism pleased me :)