Constipation makes me sad
You all, my friends on Steemit, should know that I haven't been shitting since 3 days.
This morning I even put my feet on the toilet and changed position, trying to give birth without success.
Like this on the left
And now I leave you with this shit illustration
More crapping to everybody.
Have you tried thinking about something that scares the shit out of you?
I am not easily scared.
Shitty buzz😢 Have you tried stimulating your sphincter? Massage? Enemas? Sodomy?
I can help with the sodomy HAHAHA
Guys, it is all about the position. @artwatch, between satan and you wantign to practice sodomy on me, I am getting turned by you.
#oversharing :D
I love oversharing crap :D
I'm sorry to hear about this shitty news. I do hope your shit gets better soon.
P.S. This was the funniest shit I read all day.
I am so glad.
read about IBS, and get bills for that.
Excellent post, interesting photos. Godspeed!
One time, I had to give up, eat a bowl of raisin bran and come back to try again in order to get it out right.