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That's why Your mom is so dumb she thought, "tofu" was a Chinese martial art.

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1.Yo mama is so poor she gave you a shipping box for Christmas. She call's it a pack N play.

1. Yo mama is so dirty! she uses Dawn dish soap to break down grease and oil when she takes a bath.

2. Yo mama is so stupid she replaced her car tires with washing machines. She said she wanted spinners. ( Spinners are Car rims that spin)

3. Yo mama is so ugly, she has to put on her make up from another room.

4. Hind your cheese burgers!
   Hind your French fries!
   Hind all your food!
   Yo mama is eating everything around here!

5. Yo mama is so dirty, I told her its time to take a bath. She said ain’t no body got time for that!

6. Yo mama is so fat she has to wear a bumper sticker that says. This vehicle makes wide turns.

7. Yo mama is so dirty, she got disqualified from mud wrestling. Because she brought her own mud.

8. Yo mama is so ugly her job put her office in the parking lot.

10.Yo mama is so poor that thrift stores donate cloths to her.

1. Yo mama is so poor, her flat screen TV is a box of newspaper.

2. That's why Yo mama is so stupid. I asked her if she wanted to play a game of scrabble. She said sure so she went to grab some oil and a frying pan.

3. That's why Yo mama is so stupid. She cut all the Cheerios in haft, because she wanted all vitamin C's.

4. That's why yo mama is so ugly. That when she needed to be rescued at the beach. The life guards saved the ocean instead.

5. Yo mama is so stupid, she wears rubber boots to the dance club because she heard about the electric slide.

6. That's why Yo mama is so dumb she starting kicking the walls in my classroom. I asked her what she was doing. She said kicking it old school.

7. That's why Yo mama tried to get into politics. She put a ten-dollar bill in the bath tub. I ask her what she was doing. She said helping Washington.
   ( Wash A Ten)

8. Yo mama is so dumb. I told her I had a hot pocket for lunch. "She said that was real smart," now how are you going to carry your wallet?

9. Yo mama is so dumb, she put hot sauce in the freezer so it could cool off.

10. Yo mama is so dirty Valvoline uses her bath water in their high mileage motor oil.

11. Yo mama's birth control was looking at your dad.

12. That's why your dad is your mom's brother.

13. That's why yo mama got one short leg, She can only walk to the store using a skateboard.

14. Yo mama got so much hair on her face. People call her Rick Ross.

1. That's why Yo mama has no neck. She can only wash her hair with head and shoulders.

2. Yo mama is so stupid, she drowned in the desert.

3. Yo mama is so ugly, that she scares ghost out of a haunted houses.

4. Yo mama is so old her breast milk is Greek yogurt.

5. Yo mama's tits are so small she has to breast feed you standing backwards.

6. Yo mama is so small she uses Q tips for tampons.

7. Yo mama is so stupid, I told her to get a cell phone case for her iPhone. So went and got a pair of glasses. ( eye phone get it!)

8. Yo mama is so stupid she went into Walgreen's and asked the manager why the walls weren't painted green.

9. Yo mama is so dumb she tried to get out of jury duty by telling the judge she did the crime.

10. Yo mama is so dirty, that on vacation she went swimming with dolphins, and the dolphins died.

11. Yo mama is a hooker with big ears, talking about she can hear me coming.

12. Yo mama don't have any legs.
    She wears a T-shirt with upside down Nike symbol, and stats "Just roll with it."

13. Yo mama picked you up from school and started kicking the walls. She said she was "kicking it old school."

14. That's why Yo mama got six eyebrows, and still get lent in her eyes.

15. Yo mama is so dirty when she poops. Workers surround it and drill for oil.

16. Yo mama got a yeast infection so bad that if she drinks sugar-water. She can piss moon shine.
    ( sugar-water+ yeast= Moon Shine)

17. Yo mama is so ugly the banks foreclosed and boarded up her face.