hahah! when i was a bit younger, there was this womans name i found in the phone book in ohio...Iona Nipple.. though that was fun...and in the factory i worked in at the time, we would play pranks on the receptionist by calling her and having her page different names, one of which was Mike Hunt, and another was Jack Meoff in the warehouse...she was oblivious andhad no idea we were messing with her lol