Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. :>>>>>

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire...

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide if you're doing anything with your life today.

Always love a woman for her personality. She has ten you can choose from.

Can't wait for summer so I can stop complaining about how cold it is and start complaining on how hot it is.

Today I saw a baby with a shirt that said "I'm what happened in Vegas"

The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.

I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.

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