Burned

My wife asked me for some of that "Better than sex" mascara for Christmas.
Being the kind dutiful husband that I am, I gladly bought her some.

I watched with a smile as she gleefully opened it Christmas morning and dashed off to try it out.

"Is it really better than sex?" I called up the stairs
Laughing to myself as I heard her sweet voice reply

"I dont know about better, but I've had it on for 37 seconds now so at least it lasts longer"

I had no reply.