Does my ass look big in this?

It is a question every man dreads. Your partner tries on a new dress and comes out to show you. Then these immortal words spill from her mouth 'honey do you think my ass looks big in this?" Now at this point you have a choice to make, do you for the sake of peace say with a loving smile "no honey, it fits perfectly on you" knowing full well that it doesn't or like me do you tell the truth.

My g/f went into a store to try a few dresses on for a wedding she was attending. You know what it is like guys you get hauled around the stores as she is trying on dress after dress until you are going stir crazy. Anyway, enough is enough and when she came out for around the 15th time and asks " what do you think darling, does my ass look big and stick out in this one?" I just looked and told her the truth. I just said, "well baby, if I am being truthful here, that dress does nothing for you at all and your ass looks fat in it"

So there you have it, the truth has been told.

PS The doctors have said given time I should be able to walk again in a few months.