Standing ovations indeed
When you are gathering all your friends and relatives to announce that you have finally lost your virginity
(gif from giphy)
When you are gathering all your friends and relatives to announce that you have finally lost your virginity
(gif from giphy)
... to another muppet.
of course, as one of them is likely the one you lost it too
Can you please nominate 2 people to enter the #comedyopenmic contest.
Done;)
Oh please, he's a ginger... Ain't anyone gonna fuck that
Relatives? That's a stretch don't you think :D