Bank Robbery

in #funny7 years ago

A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

As the thief makes his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. He sees one of the tellers looking straight at him; so, he walks over and calmly shoots him dead.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see a my face?" calls the robber.

There follows a tense minute of silence. Then, an elderly Italian gentleman, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

"I think my wife caught a glimpse ..."

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He should wait for his wife to say, not volunteer her!

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