5 Uses Of Pee You Didn't Know About! ( Comedy Open Mic Week 36 )

Being known in the @helpie discord server as the master Peer, The Peewolf, the Peeighty or the Pee King I am often summoned to pee on people or to to get flagged for all the peing I have done. But I can't blame my fellow steemians for not knowing the advantages of the holy Pee!

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This is why in this post I'm going to state 5 uses of pee you didn't know about!

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225 People Died From Peing In Canada

In Canada 225 people die yearly from peing, to explain this figure we must locate geographically the country. Canada is surrounded by 3 oceans and traversed by many rivers and lakes, a lot of people live near this makes and rivers because water is vital for the daily Canadian routine, it's the perfect place to fish and have fun, but mixing alcohol with fishing is bad, alcohol goes fast through the body making you wanting to pee, this is where the catastrophe happens, 225 person died from peing on their boats, which obliged the state to put out a warning about that.

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Pregnancy Test

This might seem illogical but in the early 60's pregnancy tests were made using a woman's and a frog's pee, more precisely the xenopus frog, this frog was used because it pounded eggs all year long. The test was simple, they had to collect the urine of the woman potentially pregnant and injected in the frog, few days later if the frog pounded eggs, the result was positive and the woman was considered pregnant.

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Canon Powder

Back in time Canon powder was a very essential tool in war, but it was tricky to make, it was composed of 15% wood carbon, 10% Sulfure, 75% Potassium. Potassium was the hardest to get. So to make a high amount of potassium enough to be used in a war, soldiers had to use 2 methods both containing urine that had to be mixed later with other ingredients.

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Pee In Cigarettes

Urie is a substance found in urine and that comes from the degradation of protein and muscles, but of course the Urie present in cigarettes is chemically made in a lab, don't go thinking that I pee in every cigarette that takes time and liquids...

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Pee for Whiter teeth

You always dreamed of having Hollywood celebrity teeth ? Worry not, for Pee King is here for you, your pee might be the solution. Romans used it in the past to whiten there teeth. To do things correctly don't drink your urine directly you dirty thing! You should first boile it that should trigger it's whitening effect.

Are you now a believer ? I told you pee had superpowers! Hail the Pee King

I nominate @benanis and @pechichemena

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Thank you for reading, you beautiful creatures 🌺