Here I am, sitting behind my laptop at 2 am, listening to some banjo music on msp waves and typing a few words to clear my own head!
The wild rollercoaster here on Steemit the last week made sure I got even more addicted and I realized that I am seriously addicted to this platform! 

Sleep is overrated anyways right? 

So, why not write a post about things you should NOT do when you can't sleep!
Now, I have no clue what I am talking about...Nor where this is going... Read on your own risk! 

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1) If you can't sleep you should not watch in a mirror and say Candyman, Candyman... 5 times! First of all, it will make you hungry for candy and second of all you will see the huge bags under your blood red eyes and your normally perfect hair will not look that great either! You will start to feel the need for coffee because you look like a ghost who needs a whack on the head with a hammer to sleep.... You will not be happy, the mirror will not be happy and your might scare the Candyman so badly the poor bloke might hang himself! 

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2) If you can't sleep you should NOT peel a banana and stick it in your eye!
Seriously? Yupp.... That really feels weird and you will see banana's for the rest of your life! No one wants this! Plus when you can't see anything but a banana you will walk against doors and walls and that might destroy your house and that is really a shame! The walls and doors do not deserve that kind of behavior! They hurt nobody! So......

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3) If you can't sleep you should NOT go to the ZOO and pick a fight with an elephant and dare said elephant to lay down on you! While you are dead tired of not sleeping you will not understand that these elephants like to cuddle! You will end up being tucked into a box.... 6 boards.... Head down and..... Well, being in the Zoo in the middle of the night might get you eaten by a monkey and kissed by a Lion and this is..... yeah... Just don't! Plus the shops where you buy the cute fluffy plush animals are closed and that is the biggest reason to go to a ZOO... Oh and the food but those are closed to and a penguin burger is not allowed in most places! 

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4) If you can't sleep you should NOT summon the ghosts of the frogs of the past! While frogs seem cute, they really are little bastards! They will steal all your bacon, your eggs and shoes! It's NOT true what they say about kissing a frog! They do not turn into a prince! They taste sour and even drizzled with salt and wrapped in bacon their weird looking sexy legs will NOT obey you! If you summon those frogs who have passed.... OH BOY... They are even worse! They will stalk you for the rest of your life! Follow you every where you go and spend all your money on flipflops! 

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There you have it! 4 things you should NOT do but I bet you are thinking about them right now! 

Thank you for reading my post!
May your evening/night or day be amazing and full of love and fun!
Life is too short to never laugh!
Share a smile, share some love!
Create your own happy bubbles! 

Best wishes and lots of cuddles
@poeticsnake!