5 Worst Pickup Lines Of All Time

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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Here are five pickup lines gauranteed to leave you sleeping alone.

1.) Hey there, your almost as beautiful as my sister. But you know, that would be illegal.

2.) Hey girl, you got any grapes or raisins? How bout a date?

3.) Oops sorry I thought this was the men's room. Still while we're alone in here.....

4.) Are you from Japan, cuz I'm tryin to get in japanties.

5.) You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you...

Let me know if you can think of any other great pickup lines and thanks for reading.

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