2018 Horoscope for cryptoers. Technical analysis included ;)

Here it is: the final and 100% Horoscope for all human beings for 2018 is released. Be happy.

Disclaimer: As everyone knows, horoscope is a popular derivation of a very ancient bunch of crap. The Toothfairie is far more real than the weird belief behind Astrology - but that doesn't mean that there isn't a narrative potential in that myth - expecially in comedy.  ♂♃♄♅♆♇     

So, looking at that, here is my true and reliable horoscope for 2018 (I said it already)

♈ Aries: The wall you are used to hit will soon become a wallet

♉ Taurus: Avoid forks  https://www.tauruscoin.com

 

♊ Gemini: https://gemini.com/ !!!  

♋ Cancer: You will be cured and have to choise another sign. 

♌ Leo: Nardo Di Caprio will fall in love with you  (for her).   Nardo di Caprio will fall in love with you just after your "coming out" (for him)

♍ Virgo: You will buy your first bunch of cryptocoins and so you will not be a crypto virgin anymore. (You know that "virgo" means "virgin" in Latin, don't you? ... Oh, really?) 

♎ Libra:  You will pay your taxes better than any other https://www.libra.tech/ 

♏ Scorpio: You will start soon your own Blockchain sCorporation and become rich. Or not.

♐ Sagittarius: Arrows ("sagitta" in Latin) can't follow the zig-zag line of the prices. Better if you sell all your coins.

♑ Capricorn: You will go beyond the Moon, all the way over to Mars ("Capricorn One", 1977) http://capricoin.org/en

♒ Aquarius: Try again. And again https://aquariuscoin.com/ 

♓ Pisces: Go to fish and something will bite

 

So, these are my astrological forecast for the next year. Trust me: I bought XRP two days ago. :D

Ok, I know these are silly jokes: what do you expect in a post about horoscope?!

(Astrologists, have sense of humour, please! ;) )

Happy new year!