Weekly PunLiteration #2

in #funny6 years ago

Just For Fun 😆

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Good day Steemians and welcome to #punliteration week 2. Key words for this week are: money, trump, weed, #teardrops, fame, sadists, & superstition.

Let's go!

  • Manchu Minzhe, a money loving monk melted
    his coin with the hope of molding more money
    out of it on MONDAY.
  • Tired of Trump talking trash on TV, Tamina
    turned off her TV and turned her attention to
    tweeter only to see everyone tweeting about
    Trump's troubles on TUESDAY.
  • Why won’t I willingly smoke weed when
    all smokers and weeders drive wheels to
    The Wendy Williams Show
    every WEDNESDAY.
  • Tear drops are valuable tears that drops
    smart tokens with the tendency of
    treating inequalities among people
    all the time, not just on a THURSDAY.
  • Fifty five filthy fake friends formed a fat lie
    to get Frank a fresher fired, but ended up fast
    forwarding him to fame on FRIDAY.
  • Sixteen sadists settled for mushroom sauce after
    seeing small sharks and snail shells in sealed
    sadines on SATURDAY.
  • Should your success stop simply for not
    succumbing to tithing superstition
    preached every SUNDAY?
  • #Disclaimer: I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.

    You can check out punliteration week 1 to see what you have missed;
    https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1

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    Very nice explication of week days. I like FRIDAY and SATURDAY in this post. Thump up for your post, Keep posting :)

    Thank you so much for liking FRIDAY and SATURDAY, you must be someone who likes weekends.
    With people like you here, I will keep posting.

    Wow! The pun is rich. The alliteration is musical. Makes PunLiteration a pleasure to read. Keep up the good work, @onenecha.

    Thank👍 you sir. I'm committed to posting rich puns weekly.
    Always check back for more pleasure.

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    Greatness lies in your mind...keep expressing it @onenecha

    Thank you sir. I will keep doing so.

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