This is My Dramatic Contribution to the Trending Page
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Why Won't Anyone Listen To Me!
I'm making a sour face! My arms are crossed! I'm getting ready to stamp my feet!
Don't make me pay for votes you guys! Dammit! My problems are more important than everything else!
Can you hear me! I have problems!
There's someone with a problem over here!
HUH-lowwww! Pay attention to me!
This is how we solve things! Come on! What are you waiting for! I'm yelling-guh!
I ordered a cheeseburger and there's no cheese!
I'll be putting this at the top of the trending page if you don't give me my goddamn cheese!
Now!
Cheese! Now!
Please sir, calm down. You're making a scene.
A scene! I'll show you a scene!
Look at my dick! You see my dick! First one you ever seen isn't it! Huh!
Put that away, sir. The police are on their way.
Fine! Call the police! I'll tell them you touched me in the men's room!
Sir, you're on camera. Nobody will believe you.
Well I believe you're an asshole! Could have just gave me the goddamn cheese ya know! You messed with the wrong guy!
Sir, please stop humping the napkin dispenser.
Don't tell me how to do my job!
Thirty Minutes Later
The police finally show up.
Put the ketchup down, sir! Do it now!
You'll never take me alive!
PUT IT DOWN! NOW!
Lick - my - ass!
Pew! Pew-pew! Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew! Pew! .... Pew!
Flags fired, flags fired! One down, ketchup everywhere! I need backup!
Today's Lesson:
There's no cheese in jail either. So if you really like cheese, calm the fuck down.
Have a nice day.
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Taking into account the title, contents and art, I am naming the painting "The Spotted Dick Drama." It bears no resemblance to Spotted Dick which is a British dessert of steamed pudding with currants.
This comment of yours gave me the biggest laugh so far. "The Spotted Dick Drama"... HA!
Happy to return the favour! LOL
LOLOL! Hahahaaa, I'm having trouble with an articulate response. Hee. Ah God, this was a much needed laugh for me, thanks!!
I'm speechless too. LOL
What's "the trending page"?
A mythological beast.
I have heard the only way to defeat it is to never look at it. If no one looks at it, it loses all of its perceived power.
Then when no one is looking, you can stomp it to death.
The rumors are true. It is weak, and we are mighty. But if you can't look away, and you feel like getting some attention for free, just let someone else pay for it, then say something stupid under their post. :)
I tried that and commented on a haejin post.
flagged
Saw that... LOL
Haha it's been amended though. ;)
#BernieRoxx
Hey, don't worries. You will get there, you will get to the trending page! Be trusty!
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And anyway, don't give a fuck is ART!
I've actually been thinking about voting bots a bit today. Someone earlier was talking about how they really get your posts noticed.
I did have a post earlier that I wanted to get noticed that didn't get noticed.
I tried stomping my foot but that didn't do anything.........so I tried shaking my pillow but once again I didn't get a good response.
It's quite possible that cheeseburgers may well be the answer.
I've been here forever. Those big votes that haven't voted for me in the past aren't going to start now just because I start buying votes.
There is lots of cheese like product in jail though. And it's fabulous! So I for one will support you in your rant and put a little steem in your commissary account so you can enjoy all the damn cheese like product that you like!
It's not the same!
LOL...
pew, pew, pew...?
Let me show you some higher caliber dispensers...
At the very least we could modify to ...squirrrrrrrrrttttttt...
Maybe move up a step and make that farting noise. I suck at onomatopoeia though. I'm not sure how to spell that sound.
you're not well
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. Thanks for placing a Matchbox 20 song inside my head.
I am with the government, I am here to help
Nice oxymoron.
That’s funny, you with ketchup, they with guns. Did they actualy thought they had any chance?lol I think the waiter was very nice. At the end I would definately give him a nice upvote.
Great story and the drama paint is fabulous!
That wasn't me, that was Larry. He likes napkins.
Cheeseburgers with no cheese are not cheeseburgers. I used to like calling pizza places and ordering an all dressed pizza, but with nothing on it. Half the time they'd catch it and be like"wait, all dressed with nothing on it?" If they didn't catch it, I'd ask them to repeat it back to me. Sometimes there were so on autopilot they did! lol Then I'd be like "Actually, extra nothing. So, all dressed with nothing on it and extra nothing" By then they'd usually catch on that I was making a prank call... I name this comment "What kids did before the internet"
I miss those days when we could anonymously harass anyone in the phone book. One summer a cousin of mine stayed for a few weeks. We'd take turns calling the same guy over and over, asking for Jim. "Is Jim there?" He'd say no, we'd apologize, then call back, same thing. Everyday for about a week. "Jim?" If he wasn't home we'd leave a message for Jim on his answering machine. Called him up one day, he finally snapped and started yelling. He went on for a long time and we recorded the whole thing on this little piece of shit tape recorder I had. We knew he wasn't home in the afternoon so we called him and waited for the machine. Heard the beep and played the recording of him over the phone and left that as a message. Never called him again after that... We laughed though. Just thinking maybe his wife checked the messages or something and he's yelling his head off. Or just the shock of hearing yourself flipping out... I still wonder what happened to that guy... I hope we didn't push him over the edge... LOL
Now that I'm thinking about all the prank calls we used to make, it's no wonder I became a telemarketer for many years. The Jim one is classic lol At one point our group of friends had a "hit list" we printed copies of, it was about 10-12 names from the phone book - I remember Walter Goodleaf who we'd always call and try to buy pot from, Reverend Peter Blunt, who found it interesting that his name was a term for marijuana rolled into a cigar, and M. Bonerandi, but I don't think we ever got a hold of Bonerandi lol Walter still comes up on Google, but aww.. looks Rev Peter Blunt passed away in 2017.. No M. Bonerandi on Google search that I can find lol We'd keep a few quarters in our pockets and if we got bored, "Hit List!" - and bike to the nearest pay phone. Then we found out about *67 and prank calls more or less became our rainy Saturday afternoon thing to do lol