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PICK ME PICK ME!!! lol
I think I see blood spatter, I'm not sure I want to be chosen for this one LOL (backs away quietly as @breezin is led into a dark room....)
Blood spatter? No, uh... that's just ketchup. I was asked to open the ketchup. I'm not very good at opening ketchup. Things got messy.
This is the sort of response I was hoping for. Someone who gets the joke. Fuck I'm twisted...
I wonder if people were irrationally afraid of something? Oh well.
I heartily disagree. About the twisted part. (mainly cuz that would mean I was too....)
Ooh, I like it. It looks like a sozzled donkey to me. Though I do seem to have a knack for getting it completely wrong. Like that one time I thought a mountain bike race was somebody ... oh well, never mind, best I just shut up and go to bed.
A sozzled donkey? Poor Eeyore!
Oh damn, I can't stop laughing at this!!! There are actual tears!
Andddd I'm helplessly giggling again...I think the last time I laughed this hard at a comment, it was Carbon and your very politely confused inquiry that followed it. I should go through and 'tag' your funniest comment sections so you can make posts with them
Ha! I remember that one now. I had to think. I nearly got angry with that guy for no reason at all!
I can barely type because I''m shaking and I can't see past the tears, whattt is a sozzled donkey?? Your comment started me giggling, his response so perfectly timed with my own "sozzled donkey?" has me nearly peeing.
Sozzled = very drunk. The middle white squiggly bits look like rather wonky legs with hooves on the end, like Eeyore was so drunk he just slid down the wall with his back legs stuck out in front of him. I'm not quite sure what happened to the rest of him. Maybe he's tilting to the side or maybe his head fell off (I hope not!)
Okay that's the best word for drunk I have ever heard. Ever. :)
PS I like the picture, but not so sure I like my interpretation.
I remembered!! fuzzy unfuzzied...I was just going to do my "check out your rep, 67 damnnn" thing and noticed that once again I hopped a point at about the same time, woot
So for this comment, I'll be honest with you. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about! Do you have a translator @dreemit? LOL!
fuzz y wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy wasn't there
fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
did I get the translator job?
I named one piece Fuzzywuzzy Was A Was... so I get that part, kind of...then things just get hazy. I'm very tired though, so I'll blame me.
Maybe I missed that post... I guess that means I totally didn't get the job...
It was an extension of my earlier post where I said I had come to tell you something but completely forgot what it was, then used your very own code word for why that might be lol, and then I went to comment on this post and remembered what I'd forgotten, wow, I am making this so much more complicated than it needs to be...I had meant to congratulate you on another point jump in rep, then noticed my own went up again too, that's all, really not worthy of this lengthy explanation hahaha!
It's been at 67 ever since I did a post about it a week ago though! No wonder I'm confused! Sorry about that.. just know, I'm sitting here laughing!
NO! No no no no nope!
No?
100% Yes.... No.. Now I am confused again thank you!
Maybe just say maybe and things will become clear?
May..... Nope! Can't do it!
Trust your gut, stick with no, don't believe him when he says it's ketchup splatters on the wall!
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