Ah yes, the great outdoors. Fishy agrees. I then asked the fish: "Fishy, why you gotta look so damn sexy when I'm on acid?"
Then the fishy said, "Silly human, I am not a talking fish."
"Then how did you say that," I asked the fish.
"I'm actually a talking bear," said the fish.
And that's the story about the time I died on my camping trip.
~FIN~
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Whoa. A god, with a pink and purple joker pig hat. A small face, long fluffy purple hair and a fancy red robe and toga.
I see your reflection in the bear's forehead....
HEY, YOU SLIPPED ACID IN THAT BEER YOU GAVE ME THROUGH WONKAVISION DIDN'T YOU?
I think the bear is cute, and had every right to eat you for that.
This whole damn thing is trippy. That's all I can really say at this point. This post bombed though @dreemit! Unless the view counter isn't working... It feels like I'm coming down from my trip now....
Not true! Another side effect of the longer pay out period is people don't rush to look at posts anymore, views can keep steadily coming for much longer. It's only been an hour...oh, but acid, it probably feels like twenty hours...
WONKAVISION
whoa, what was that?
Yeah, I'm still getting used to that. I suppose I should put this down for a bit and get some work done though. I usually stick around and chit chat with everyone...but like I said, it seems quiet. I hope no one is disappointed if I don't respond right away. Maybe they'll read this...
I remembered about upvoting comments, sheesh, why is that such a mental block? I put this conversation at the top, could help. However long I'm on, I'll check in on the post, if a bunch of people drop in I can tell them you'll BE BOCK :)
I'm still trying to.... why can't I think of the damn word? Make better voting power. Recharge! There it is...
Bears eat fish, so I think this makes sense. Like when people and their dogs look alike. Or spouses after they've been together for decades. ; )
Funny you mention that. The last time I was out at the stores I saw a team red and team blue arguing over a parking spot. I'm not sure who won though!
I think you were the winner -- you weren't arguing over a parking spot!
^ Winning!
The bear looks like a tiger in ways with the body of a nicely shaped woman doing a yoga pose as the nose region. At least while being eaten you had a vision of female loveliness before you got chomped on.
It was beautiful. The pain was... colorful, bright, peaceful.
Thanks for taking the time to actually look. I don't really know what the hell I was thinking when I did all of this...
Where's the bear, said the blue-eyed cobra???
You didn't see the bear either? That's why I'll never go fishing on acid again....
Good advice! I went fishing once with a bottle of Jagermeister, a bottle of Jack and a twelve pack of Bud...I don't remember getting home and the fish I woke up with had no idea either!
I hate when that happens!
Thanks for the joke. It looks like my lame ass joke up there in the post is bombing pretty bad! Shit happens....
Don't feel bad...everything I write bombs! The most I've made off a post in the last month is $4.00!
I don't feel bad. Just having one of those it sounded better in my head moments.
I'm starting to feel like they're all that way! The more I put into writing, the worse it seems to turn out. My highest paying blog was a short bio of Orwell and a video.
I didn't really do this one for rewards. I did this one because I wanted people to see a trippy looking piece of art that flip flops. Wasn't exactly the easiest thing to pull off, but whatever... back to the drawing board!
wao
I agree.
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