Depressed Batman
Depressed Batman stares out the window.
The car is in the shop, again.
Random Batman Thoughts
They could have at least told me you can't put gas in a diesel engine.
It has already been forty minutes. Where is my pizza?
I miss Robin.
Why did I have to smack him like that?
Stupid paparazzi.
How did they get in the house?
Why did they have to catch me beating my friend?
My life is ruined.
All they do is make memes out of me now.
I can still see it.
What did I do to deserve this.
I was the one who finished the roll.
Why didn't I just tell him the truth?
I'm a monster.
Tomorrow, I quit drinking.
I'm so hungry.
Still need to buy toilet paper.
I can't go in that room without thinking about it.
Is this the end of Batman?
Come back!
Robin! I need you!
I'm sorry!
I mean it this time!
Then, the pizza arrived.
The End
Na na na na na na na na! It took me a few minutes, but I finally found Batman. He probably slapped Robin because he thought he had a stupid man bun.
I've been sitting here most of the day wondering if anyone can even see Batman in that chaotic image I produced. Things are looking up now. The image actually tells an entirely different story, or at least, it was supposed to. Once I noticed that thing looked a bit like Batman, I made it look more like Batman... and the rest is history. Now nothing makes sense except that thing you said about the man bun.
.....yeah it does look quite a bit like a intestinal depression, nothing a little ex-lax wouldn't cure.
It's funny how that happens. Like, which came first, the image or the Batman?
I will never understand man buns. I mean, unless you're a Jedi, or maybe a samurai.
This post is a prime example of where going with the flow can lead. Sometimes, it's a dead.
As for those man buns... maybe if I run out funny material one day, I'll just put my hair up in a man bun and take a selfie for a laugh.
Going with the flow is always the answer, right? I mean, unless you're going with the flow of sheep off the cliff, but that never happens in real life, right?
Oh, I would definitely LOL. Possibly even ROFL. Then I would call Batman to come slap you. The more I think about it. . . please do this!
I'll start practicing my man bun right after I'm finished writing this comment! Everyone will like it! That's how man buns work!
Everyone will definitely like it! Then you can join a boy band, make enough money to buy Crocs, and then you can plank!
Let's not forget about the illustrious Tide Pod Challenge either! I heard they taste like chicken!
Related in some way: Shitty Batman by Jim Mahfood (tweeted out just the other day)
Thanks for the heads up. I've always wanted to add something to the Batman parody pile. I guess today was the day.
Batman is menstruated and moody and he throws tantrum because everybody tease him with memes! So unfair!
I guy can only take so much...
P.S. Thanks for getting the joke and playing along. I have a lot of views... but not many votes today. LOL! I was starting to feel like Batman for a bit there.
Batman can take a lot, he is a hero and you are a semi-hero sort of, strong and dark.
Not many votes? Well 30$ isn't that bad!
I NEVER EVER got it, unlike a couple of times from dtube.
Something weird is happening in my life lately and my heart has beating a lot lately for things out of steemit and I can't blog anymore like before. My inspiration has been taken away.
But!
I am still commenting and you are one of the top 5 people I will always upvote. I am generally a faithful person.
UNLESS
someone gives a hammer on your head and you come up with some fascist homophobic bullshit.
I like to mix it up a lot. I try many different variations of humor. This one was meant to be a bit of a groaner joke. Sometimes that doesn't work well, especially if people came to get a big laugh. It's still humor, just a different form. I looked at the views vs votes and thought maybe people groaned but didn't realize that was kind of the point. Corny humor is a thing too. I like to experiment. It can be dark at times. This one was dreary. It would take more than a hammer to the head though to make me think taking low blows at people is somehow funny. If someone is attempting shock humor and all they can come up with is insults, that's not funny. They're failing.
Each time I tell a joke, or try to write something funny, then share it; that's the first time I trying a new joke. I certainly can't win them all. I don't think anyone is that funny. I've maybe rolled a few eyes, but I'm certainly not getting booed off the stage. I'm still happy with the outcome regardless of how much I earned. I know it's not bad. It might still go up too, plenty of time. With each post, I'm still learning something new, so it's progress.
I hope your blogging inspiration comes back. You do good work, you know. I'm a fan of yours as well.
Don't be too harsh on yourself. You can't be liked by everybody. To be honest I was participating to a contest where I didn't win any of the entries, because all the judges were appreciating storylines and photos more conventional and acceptable rather than hours of effort in writing a song and making a ridicoulous youtube video or hours of work doing a gifs, because I believe my sense of humor can be quite annoying. Who cares! I am not going to lick anybody ass and change myself for anybody!
I also recognize that I make people laugh for my accent, for my faces expressions and my spontaneity, that's why I am just kidding here. I am not and I can never be a pro comedian, I never studied for it.
And you shouldn't care neither! Who cares if you make roll few eyes?
I wouldn't say I'm being hard on myself. I know what I'm doing. I know what comes with the territory. It's the challenge I want, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
Nearly everything I do is unconventional. It's all on purpose. Maybe some of my article covers look cheap. Now put one of those images in a pile of photos and tell me which one stands out. People can roll their eyes all they want. They can go ahead and blend in to the crowd if that's their style. I know what I'm doing. :)
A piece of framed paper and a good job resume doesn't make someone funny. It's a natural thing. I get your humor, and I can see that it's natural. Just have fun, when you feel like having fun.
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I got it. Enjoyed the post as well!
....intestinal blockage....groaners joke....I knew I was on to something.
Isn't depressed Batman just regular Batman? He's like a very emo superhero for me, dark, moody, enjoys darkness, a bit self-destructive...
You're probably right. To be totally honest, I feel like this joke bombed, and that's okay. It happens. All I did here was make strange art that just so happened to look like Batman standing by a window. Then I just started writing whatever that is up there. The moment I wrote, "I miss Robin," was the moment things got out of control. The meme wasn't even part of the plan going in. Then I made it about toilet paper, for no reason... who does that! Me.. ...and now I'm rambling.
Haha and that's why you are awesome!
Why, thank you!
Can you spare a square?
Maybe after a few more anger management classes, Batman should be able to fulfill that request without issue.
I don't know If I see clearly Batman there, but the drawing depicts clearly his depression and all these thoughts that trouble his mind! I can understand why, with all these things troubling his mind, he slaps Robin. The only good thing is that pizza is there finally, it's better to be depressed with some pizza for company that alone!
I made a Depressed Borg meme once. Maybe if Depressed Borg assimilated Depressed Batman, neither of them would be depressed anymore.Like if Hungary invaded Turkey and Chile they wouldn't be Hungary anymore.
Depressed Borg and Depressed Batman would get along great. Maybe we should set up a play date. They could sit around, drink pop, and not laugh at groaner jokes. That would be a fun day.
But Batman is an independent superhero who don't need no Robin!
I hope batman gets his toilet paper soon.
Yeah, me too, and he better do it fast. He's quickly running out of old comics that don't sell anymore since... the incident.
what incident...
That of which we do not speak of.
Excellent..
This is so me xD I always have a clock up waiting for the pizza men to arrive, if they happen to be 10 minutes late i joke them saying: "the pizza should be free it was 10 minutes late"
Even funnier then that is: "I'm never drinking again!" only to be drinking that same week
I was just heading out, but before I do that, I'd just like to say thanks. Most of what I wrote there was just a mess of one liner jokes. Some good, some not so good, but you at least go it! Thanks for that.
NP, i always read the posts i comment, if ppl took the time to create content why not read it xD especially when the content is batman!! tanananananana BATMAN!!!!!!!
I also see a face on the right side of Batman. Unless that's not Batman. Then I just see a face beside a Batman-like figure.
His car on the right seems like a total wreck though. Batman been drinking and driving?
It's not really Batman. This whole thing was a joke. It was a distraction. You saw the face beside the thing that looks like Batman looking out a window. It's there. I won't deny it. I don't have time to explain the rest just yet though. It's time for me to call it a day.
Ah, sounds like it's a long story!
Have a good one.