Ass Face
@nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist Himself!
Hi There
I'm @nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist Himself, creator of the magnificent work of art seen here today. I thought about handing the mic over to Ass Face so he could share a few words with us today, but unfortunately, all he does is talk shit.
We may see him again in the future, playing some sort of role, or maybe just laying out on the beach somewhere. Who knows! Until then, I hope you're all enjoying this oh so incredibly busy night on Steemit.com.
Thanks for enjoying this future piece of art history with me today. Feel free to browse my great selection of twisted humor and Oddball Art. If you're feeling extra frisky, follow me and maybe drop a friendly hello down there in the comment section provided. I'd sure like that!
I Don't Bite!
Now if only Steemit would recognize what they have here in me! You know how many people love that show! You see how shitty that art is! LOL!
I truly appreciate your presence on Steemit.
And I appreciate that! By the way, your comic posts aren't getting enough of the attention they deserve.
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He's such a smart-ass. One time on a smoke break I asked if he had a match and he was "Yeah my face and your ass." Then he nearly laughed his own face off to hide his embarrassment.
This is why I thought I'd do the talking today. ...and I can't stand when he LMAFO in public.
Honestly though... If I could double vote your comment, I would. That was good a good one!
Arse art is totally the happening gig. You are inspiring my next post :)
My Ass Face is an inspiration! You hear that world! I inspire!
Dude, I'm honored to be an inspiration to something ridiculous. If you'd like and if there's a place for my piece in your post, go ahead, I'm feeling generous today(just tell 'em where you got it).
https://steemit.com/art/@sift666/inspired-by-nonameslefttouse
It's been a pleasure working with you. I hope you actually get paid for once!
I'm pulling down double figures!
Holey Fuck! It's a talking goat! I predict triple figures soon!
This gave me a good laugh, thanks for that!
Thank you for laughing! I think I'm one of the rare few around here who wouldn't want it any other way!
We need more of that around these parts! :)
I don't think I'm capable of agreeing any more than I do right now.
You created a character to talk shit for you now? Brilliant. :)
That's all Ass Face can really do! I tried to get into character a few times here in the comment section just to get a feel for what sort of potential this character has. Could be a good one! Or another cameo appearance D-lister...who knows!
I think you might have to actually talk shit to people in the comments to be in this character. It could be it's theme like that restaurant where they yell at and insult people lol
I wanted to do that, but I also noticed a few(tiny loud minority) have difficulties processing humor and have difficulties distinguishing the difference between performance art and the literal word. It was a fine a line I decided not to cross.
Remember that time I did the rambling character? I don't think people knew what was going on :)
You could always do it with those you know will see the joke, then try it on a couple of people and if they seem offended "break character" and explain it's a joke. But I do understand your reluctance, haha!
I suppose if I include the image with the comment like I do with This Man, people might be able to process things.
I think it could be a great new act :)
There's a classic ass face! I saw a lot of those when I was searching google to see if my ass face was unique. It's a fun google search! People seem to love the Ass Face!
Ass Faces are like snowflakes... wait no they aren't.
Every Ass Face is slightly different though!
This is oddly one of the top highlights of the evening LOL Thanks for that @nonameslefttouse :)
You're welcome. Just doing my thang. What's a newspaper without the funnies! I enjoy spending time and putting my ass on the line to entertain you folks so thank you.
Your welcome, we all could use a laugh from time to time, things don't always need to be serious, so I thank you as well for the killer creativity :)
Things never need to be serious! ... and that was a really nice thing you said there. Thanks again.
Cheers! Have a good one.
You too
No buts about it, that-thur is funny, I don't care who y'ar...
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That-thur comment be nothing butt funny too. Caught me off guard. Normally I'd have something clever to say, butt all I seem to be doing is talking out my ass.
Wow
Indeed.
This is my ass face!
What is that post! ahahahahhaha
Damn! Are those hemorrhoids? That looks painful!
Ahahahahaha! Nice reply
Hey bro i follow you you are experimented and it's seems we have same interest.
feel you free to follow me back if you want ;)
Follow me at your own risk! I've been going nuts here since late last September. Always a good time to be had.