Introducing a righter with a funny bone...

Dear Dairy,

Hope you have enjoyed 29 years of stagnation in my body. I never really thanked you for creating such griping bubbles in my stomach. So thank you!

I hope I didn't offend lactose intolerant people. I hate being offended and am ok with offending people a bit, not too much!

Here's a picture of a non-vegan cow chilling.

Hope to write more on other topics or wasting time with real issues of life.

Neel Patne