A Chernobyl of a haircut

in #funny5 years ago

So, this really just happened.

Friend: OK so my hair is totally Chernobyl worthy.

Me: what happened?!
you were doing it yourself with henna recently and it looked so good

Friend: So I had been wanting a nape undercut for awhile? It cools off your neck and is versatile. You can wear your hair down and look totally normal or wear it up to show off a more edgy look
I requested this.

Me: interesting

Friend: I showed the picture and everything. Went to a salon that said they could do it no problem.

Me: it looks like it can't be that hard. just shaving

Friend: No you would think. So the first salon stylist did it and halfway through goes "pretty good for my first time"
Um what
She finishes and then says well you may want to get these lines cleaned up at a barbershop.

Me: uhoh

Friend: so I look in the mirror and the lines are all wobbly and it's much higher on my head than the picture. The picture is about ear length. She went about an inch higher

So I drove to a reputable barbershop and of course the six employees gather round to see my head and go oh shit.
So they spent twenty minutes straightening out the lines which resulted in thicker lines and more of a shaved area.

Me: Do you have a picture?!

Friend: I came home and cried for a half hour. Lol

They added contrasting lines because they said it "would help"
Mind you it is totally concealable still.

But oh god it's going to take so long to grow out.

My friend said her BF tried desperately to compliment her on how the cut accentuates her neck. She said that's what she gets for trying to stay hip before 30. Lol.

And yes, if you guys vote for this nonsense, I will share the proceeds with her.


I think your friend needs to double check the reputation of any new stylist the next time she gets a hairdo!

At least you dont have to look at it all day since its behind you.

This is really funny post, it would be really funny to see someone with such hair style, would never even think of doing such hairstyle, but rather i would let them grow wild by itself!!!!

True, but then you'd be stuck wondering who's staring at it all day from your back!

Business in the back, party in the back. I dig it.

lol but how does a comment with 5 vote gets you 570 steem dollar, im having a hard time understanding this system.

Bernie is spreading the wealth like a good little socialist.

Good post! I like it! Good Luck To You!

I'm absolutely floored that the stylist thought she had done "not so bad" for her first time. In fact, I'm stunned she even attempted it without warning her that she'd never done it before.

It's a shame her experience was so bad. That's a really cute cut and I'm sure would look exceptional on her if it had been done properly!

I wish I had hair. I'd take a desolate Russian wasteland to what the follicle gods have blessed me with.

Interesting pictures.Good post! I like it! Good Luck To You!

The Chornobyl was a most great catastrophe, after Chirosima and before Fukushima. I'm glad to see peoples from foreign countries, who think about that. And, in future, disaster like that, can't to be realized, I hope so. The future is for technology.

The phrase 'Should have gone to Specsavers' never felt so much more fitting.

Seriously, did a kid do that? They can't even get the bloody lines even remotely straight, haha!

Simply elegant work with hair.

Tell them to stop playing pokemon go. :)

It looks fine, but I did think of a road map or something which lead me to the obvious craziness that is pokemon go at the moment. :)

I like people having unique hair styles so I am not making FUN of you. Hopefully you take it as me having a laugh with you.

I was wondering what you meant by Chernobyl worthy, but now that I see the haircut I understand completely.

All could have been much worse. Real Chernobyl haircut is a billiard ball.

Touché. That's disconcerting.

Quoted Wikipedia

"The Chernobyl disaster, also referred to as the Chernobyl accident or simply Chernobyl, was a catastrophic nuclear accident that occurred on 26 April 1986 at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in the city of Pripyat, then located in the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic of the Soviet Union (USSR). An explosion and fire released large quantities of radioactive particles into the atmosphere, which spread over much of the western USSR and Europe.

The Chernobyl disaster was the worst nuclear power plant accident in history in terms of cost and casualties.[1] It is one of only two classified as a level 7 event (the maximum classification) on the International Nuclear Event Scale, the other being the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster in Japan in 2011.[2] The struggle to contain the contamination and avert a greater catastrophe ultimately involved over 500,000 workers and cost an estimated 18 billion rubles.[3] During the accident itself, 31 people died, and long-term effects such as cancers are still being investigated.[4]"

So yeah... the principles behind Godwins law are applicable to other scenarios I suppose.

Tell your friend not to worry. It"ll have grown back before the wedding

I have to say you wondered into a pretty cool concept/hair cut not so much of a bad idea. Looks awesome congrats

you can do this on my own? ?????/ pleaseeee


This is nothing new... African american women have been doing that for a long time. Maybe it's getting noticed in that community. The first picture looks nice.

У нас в городе много таких у кого подобные стрижки, похожие. Тоже вырезаны рисунки. Правда это парни в основном. Мода на данный момент у нас такая:)

Glad the disaster was averted. Looks good actually.

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