My Wife Is Gonna Break My Fingers

in #funny8 years ago

OK.......OK.......I'm one of those that did not accept the results of the 2016 election.

So sue me.

BUT.........the only recourse I've had to vent my frustrations (calmly with no expletives) was to post my feelings on various social media sites. Which, lately, haven't been very social. If ya catch my drift.

Now keep in mind that BEFORE the election I was a happy go lucky blogger on Wordpress (MisfitWisdom)

Yep......happy writing humor and bringing laughter to all.

THEN........the election. 

I lost it. Part of my mind that is. And, some of my humor. (sob)

Soooo, I ceased writing my blog and became a social media activist. Kinda.

All I wanted was a recount in those questionable states of Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. Jussssst to comfort my mind that even though Hillary won the popular vote but lost the electoral vote that nothing was afoot.

THEN I could accept this election.

BUT........as I promoted this recount my other half threatened to break my fingers if I didn't stop posting. She figures that some big Italian guy with dark glasses is gonna come knockin' on my door and actually break my fingers.

So, it's kind of a toss up which one will actually break my fingers.

Because I'm still posting on social media sites, (while in the bathroom away from my other half) and, feeling I was relatively safe.

However, I forgot that she's on social media sites as well and saw those posts. Damn!

In conclusion, should you not see any posts from me in a week or two it might be because my fingers ARE broken, or I'm sleeping with the fishes.

Just sayin.'

MisfitWisdom



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Just out of curiosity, would the election have been more valid if Hillary Clinton had won by a landslide and most of the voting machines in questionable states we're owned by Trey Gowdey? We do not live in a democracy and never have, popular vote means jack shit, and no I don't like Trump and I didn't vote because I think the entire system is fundamentally corrupt beyond repair. I do find it hilarious that so many people are butthurt over the popular vote like this doesn't come up every "shift in power," which is just the direction the government is fucking you from. I would advise researching how real democratic elections work and what a "vote of no confidence" is before sticking to party loyalty. If you're misguided enough to actually believe that everything posted about Hillary Clinton online was a lie and that she isn't a heinous piece of shit that would rather sell you into slavery than do anything positive for our country, well you probably won't understand logical government anyway. I'm not defending Trump's shitty reputation by any means, but I can honestly say this is one case I am glad we got the devil we don't know.

Only time will tell. Thanks for your input. P.S.................so far my fingers are intact.

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