WEEKEND FUNNY JOKES
The week is ending on a fabulous and exciting note let's roll over the week conclusively with this compendium of jokes I gathered to crack the Steemit community while we relax with family, friends and well-wishers
Let's begin;
- Dating a Doctor or a Nurse is not romantic at all...Instead of seeing love, all they see is "short-sightedness" when they look into your eyes
- Ladies that always plait Ghana weaving with Brazilian wool on their Nigeria hair. How exactly do you manage to carry 3 countries on your head?
- China has the largest population in the world. Not because their men are too horny or their women are extra fertile but because their condom is made in China
- Question: What do Skeletons say before eating?
Answer: Bone Appetit! - Teacher: How do you make a witch itch?
Little Tony: Take away the "W" - Have you heard the news going round about the 'end of the world' expected to occur on 23rd of September, 2017. My Question is Considering the difference in time zones does it mean the world might have ended already in Australia or perhaps in Solomon Island?
- Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard
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