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“Bitcoin is a tool for freeing humanity from oligarchs and tyrants, dressed up as a get-rich-quick scheme.”

| AngelList CEO Naval Ravikant




Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.
No idea who said it.
But makes you appreciate Steemit that much more.






Ever wonder how much a spacesuit costs?!












I hope my progression on Steemit follows this pattern.





This is a great joke....such a weird thing to think up!





Who doesn't like a fur on their fruit though?





This is quite true! ha...and then look away quickly when you get about dead even with them.





Sometimes R2

...gets the D2!







This is exactly what humans would do. Running around, get hurt...run to mom!





I believe I saw this baby on "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas"....no makeup was needed.





I personally can never get my hand further than halfway down a regular can...then things get little crumby. However,
my mouth continues to water.






Jonah Hill currently!
I wonder if he'll get a little....puffy...again.











Always remember to smile for the camera.

Wait. There is no camera.

But does that matter? Is that really the only reason that you have to smile?

— Nicole Addison




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it may not be long
...but it sure is thin








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Followed Upvoted Resteemed because R2D2 will marry that dog. Love the photos. Very funny. Bitcoin is a fire escape from the Rothschild Matrix. Whether it makes rich quick or not is irrelevant and we will be and are or will become more rich or richer than anything else ever possible compared to the slavery of being in the Matrix which means getting out of the Truman Show Movie world is worth it for so many reasons besides the desire for blood quenching greed loving money and stuff.

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The Truman Show World..
...I like that. That's a great analogy.

And I completely agree with the rest too. Well put, sir.

yeah thats right... i agree with that

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