Year 2088, a grandpa telling to his grandkids the stoy of how he met grandma:

"It was 2018, I was looking for a booty, when I saw her and I feel in love, i loved her body and I knew I had to make her mine, I swipe right, she did too, this was it, the most important moment of my life, I had to message her first with my best words of romance, I wanted to ask her how much? But I was broke, so I opened her chat and words came so easy, this line was what made grandma fall in love with me: "Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type".