@honeydue - Matt has a very big heart which he sometimes mistakes for his imaginary womb, thus the gender identity confusion. Just keep whistling and calling his birth name, which sources say is in fact "Matt," and he'll finally come home from the big Aussie BBQ. (The non-existent fetus is up for auction, or possibly a rotating lease agreement.)
Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Matt!
Matt??
I want to be called Loretta.
Why do you want to be Loretta, Matt?
Stop oppressing me.
I'm not oppressing you, Matt. But where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?!
@honeydue - Matt has a very big heart which he sometimes mistakes for his imaginary womb, thus the gender identity confusion. Just keep whistling and calling his birth name, which sources say is in fact "Matt," and he'll finally come home from the big Aussie BBQ. (The non-existent fetus is up for auction, or possibly a rotating lease agreement.)
@mattclarke - So you're onto Cleese and me. I never should have given him the keys to the flat.