Brilliant!
I had to take a couple of days to read it all the way through but it was more than well worth the laugh.
You might enjoy reading this here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2176674/Raymond-Chandler-driven-madness-love-opium-smoking-nudist.html

BTW
I “love” it if those kind of articles getting a payout of 6.92 😜😉including my now 💯%.......with a little patience we might turn into a fair platform.