Tonight funnies
#credit : mypage.
A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him
*When he had finished, he tried to hand over the microphone to the next person he refused to take it:
next man - I have no testimony, please give it to Pastor.
pastor 'm not in charge of testimonies so please give it to the Senior Pastor.
senior pastor- Brother in Christ, the microphone is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.
#credit :mypage
Nowadays if guys are not careful, they will date a girl twice without knowing. they b like:
boy: Babe you look familiar
Girl: yea you dated me in 2O12.............buh I was black then.....
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