Battle Of The Evil Snoring Troll!

It was my last night in Barcelona, then 24 hours of travel. I was looking forward to a good nights sleep. The hostel I was staying at had horrible wifi so my last post took forever to make. Tired and totally tuckered out I headed for my bunk. I snuggled in and got cozy. Then as soon as I was about to fall asleep a very loud noise broke through my very effective ear plugs. Something bad was happening or someone was dying for sure. I sat up and pulled them out to have my ears assaulted with the loudest most annoying snore the world has ever beheld......

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I looked to see a very small girl vibrating with the sheer force of the snore, it was horrible. Girls all around me where already starting to throw temper tantrums of frustration, which I understood but it was only adding to the noise. The room become a wild jungle before me. Filled with annoyed moans, pillow tossing and the evil snore. I am sure it was really a troll pretending to be a girl. It had to be.

I endured for an hour then I could take it no more.

I decided to go and look at the tv room for a possible spot to take a nap in hopes of recovering some sleep. I clunked down the stairs into the basement to find the tv room was occupied by some of the employees smoking hash. The door was locked. I was about to start crying when I spotted the man from the front desk. I ran up to him and quickly launched into a rant about the evil troll, snoring and begging to let me crash on the couch. By his blank stares at me I realized he did not speak English and was quite scared of me.

So desperate I started to try sign language.

It was like a bad not funny game of charades. I started out pretending to sleep, then sat up with a look of bewilderment. Then I pointed to a pretend person, then I leaped over to be that pretend person and began snoring loudly, like a chainsaw cutting down a sequoia tree. Then I leapt back to play me pulling out my ear plugs and crying "WHY!!!???" And proceeded to pretend to pull my hair out. Then I said with intense eye contact "I will be traveling for 24 HOURS, I NEED SLEEP!!!!" Then I collapsed into the sofa with all the exerted energy.

He said he understood and would move me to another room. I said thank you with a flood of gratitude, he tried to get as much distance from me as possible.

I got my new key and held it triumphantly over my head, shining in glory and looking forward to sleep. I tip toed into my new room, slipped into my new bunk grinning like crazy. Got cozy, and started to fall asleep, when.....

It HAPPENED AGAIN.

A new evil troll was in this room, this time alternating snores with chokes.

I gave up and went back to the first troll room, at least it had all my stuff in it.

I am now in the Icelandic airport, for the next 24 hours. I am going to try to catch up on my sleep, as long as there are no trolls here.

Wait..... What????

If you can't beat them, join them.

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Ren