ICO's Are Revolutionising Addiction
Stressed and broke Americans everywhere are clamoring for the exciting new ICO's, which are said to revolutionize nothing other than the ability to make money over the backs of greater fools.
As one 18 year old basement boy confirms: "What makes ICO's different from other online scams is the way it harnesses the power of gullibility to properly align stupidity and greed," said Kevin, the online ico shiller who constantly spams Telegram and Slack."
Ico's also offer an escape from the damaging effects of traveling to casino's and embarrassing one self in front of the crowd. Now, with a button click away, one can enter their loved one's credit card and be irresponsible without risking greater social stigmatism. It is truly revolutionary, especially if one considers the selling buzzwords.
"Currently addicts seem to be attracted by the buzzwords 'A.I. and immutable' ", said 15 year old ICO organiser John. "We are trying every year to shake things up, but only after we have secured most tokens at 40% or more at presale. People want to take part in something and this future longing gives them the addiction that they so crave".
2018 is expected to be an ICO year since stupidity doesn't seem to run out. ICO's will at last revolutionise the way we see addiction and thus empower our fellow human beings to exert more self-harm than ever.
ToastCoin ICO is launching on the quantum virtual Blockchain. Our goal is to take the worlds existing bread supply and toast it. Butter and jelly will be added as layers at a later date. To participate in this exciting new Blockchain ICO tangle decentralized AI technology project please send all your STEEM and Bitcoin to @harleymechanix.
You're going to face some stiff competition from garlic bread and garlic coin.
I’m part Italian. We control the garlic market.
‘Now, with a button click away, one can enter their loved one's credit card ’
Love this bit!!
Welcome aboard the Crypto Addicts Anonymous club. Nice to see another member.
In my opinion this is the new version of the pyramid business. Only those who first arrive and the last lose it earn money.
totally agree!
BEST Lending Platform ICO
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https://steemit.com/ico/@assasseinn/here-is-new-lending-platform-which-is-in-ico-and-it-worth-looking-and-investing-its-is-in-last-stage-for-their-ico
In other news, BitConnect Founder and CEO Uncle Pennybags met via teleconference with several major media outlets. He then issued the following statement:
"Due to recent disclosure of the fact that BitConnect is a Ponzi scheme, Bitconnect has decided to close it's doors, shuttering the lending and exchange portals indefinitely. The only reason I'm telling you this is because 2 of the IT guys we paid to DDoS our servers quit, citing unfair working conditions. Don't worry though, 'cause I'm already in Aruba and our investors' Bitcoin is safe in my untraceable wallet. Cheers!"
Currently BCC is trading at $37.68
in spain we say "Tonto el último" ...." something like the last one is stupid.... what I mean is Last one eats shit!
Thats harsh but so true.. cryptoboom has been on television ans all over media and more people join this world trying to be a part of something which promises to revolutionize the world. Right now we have some techs with already working product and thats where the wealth lies.
Just like porn. Used to be you had to shuffle off to the dingy sad little porn shack and rub elbows with other degenerates. Now? Delivered fresh to your computer, anything you want!
No more getting in the car and having to rub elbows with chain smokers sucking on oxygen in their wheelchairs at the casino to satisfy that gambling urge. Now you can pull that slot machine lever from the privacy of your own home!
Good observation Kyriacos.
Same concept as old as time itself but with a different game. Everyone looking for that quick score without having to do any work or research. Stupidity and greed indeed!