DEAR TOILET

in #funny7 years ago

Moments shared with you
Is likened to none
Every hour spent in your presence
Can practically save a life

Can I go a day without you?
Can I really risk not seeing you for days?
Not that I enjoy it, but you have become a necessity
Such necessary evil

As white as you are
You let me perfume your space
With substances that are unfit for human consumption
Each and everyday I do this to you

Yet you love and still carry me
Till my business is done
My friends and family come in
Some leave you worse than I do

I cannot say that I am sorry
I cannot say I repent
I am human
DEFECATE I MUST.

Yours truly,

@klynic

human steemian

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