He had so much sex he saved his entire species — a story of sacrifice and immense pressure

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A turtle fucked himself to fame, but unlike Kim Kardashian and Pauly D, his reasons are much more noble.

Guys, have you ever heard your partner say “can’t you get it up“? Well, imagine also if the future of the whole of humanity depended on it. That was the case for our little hero-turtle of the Chelonoidis Hoodensis species on the Galapagos Islands.

We often hear historical acclamations of individuals that have been able to save or conquer a nation without a single drop of blood. But this time a turtle outdid all of human accomplishments by saving his entire species by having tons of sex. With this in mind, the slogan “make love, not war” gets a completely different meaning.

While we can say that we almost exterminated his species by our huge industries and far reaching technology, he can say that he saved his species by using his penis. 1-0, turtle vs humans.

What remains for our little turtle who so fervently fucked himself to fame? Unlike his human counterparts of Kim Kardashian and Pauly D, his future is bright. He is currently enjoying himself in the agreeable climate of the Galapagos Islands, knowing that all of his kind owe their life to him. Think about that when you ponder your own accomplishments.