What do you do when you get pulled over by a police officer for a traffic violation?

in #funny7 years ago

Why, you bribe him with some Taco Bell of course!

You might think I am kidding, but unfortunately I am not...

A few days ago in Pasco, Washington a man was pulled over for what appeared to be a minor "equipment malfunction". It wasn't stated exactly what the equipment malfunction was, but likely a malfunctioning taillight or something of the sort. 

As the officer approached the vehicle, he noticed a couple small white baggies in the middle console of the car as well as some white powder sprinkled about. When the man saw where the officer's gaze was looking, he immediately tried to cover the bags and the powder.

The officer then asked what that was in the middle console?

The man replied with: 

"just a little cocaine residue"

Well, at least he's honest, I guess...

What does are fearless cocaine user do next?

The man then went on to offer the officer some Taco Bell if he would ignore the drugs that he just saw, saying he would get the officer a "hook up" at Taco Bell if he looked the other way.  

The officer thanked him for the offer, as he was a big fan of Taco Bell, but had to decline. 

And we do know how much our men in blue love Taco Bell:

https://news.vice.com/article/kentucky-police-chief-found-passed-out-at-taco-bell-drive-thru-cited-for-dui

Thankfully this one was able to show some strong will power!

The man's car was later searched, and more bags of cocaine were found. Now the man faces charges of possession of cocaine and possibly one of attempted bribery thanks to his Taco Bell offer.

Remember folks, if you ever get pulled over for a traffic violation, keep your Taco Bell to yourself!

Although, this might not even be the strangest story involving Taco Bell food lately. Check this one out:

http://radiogunk.com/forums/index.php?threads/woman-arrested-for-prostitution-after-offering-undercover-cop-oral-sex-for-taco-bell.7234/

Stay hungry my friends!

Sources:

https://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/342142006-Cop-offered-Taco-Bell-in-exchange-for-ignoring-mans-cocaine/

Image Sources:

http://radiogunk.com/forums/index.php?threads/woman-arrested-for-prostitution-after-offering-undercover-cop-oral-sex-for-taco-bell.7234/

https://news.vice.com/article/kentucky-police-chief-found-passed-out-at-taco-bell-drive-thru-cited-for-dui

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Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Because you got picked on in high school?"

Haha! "Because I was doing 65 in a 40?!"

Really though not Taco Bell.
This guide here by Rule of law radio is a crucial guide for how to handle a stop with a possibly dangerous police officer.

NEVER FORGET!! ALWAYS carry one or more audio/video recording devices with you into the public world. NEVER go out without them. Try to make sure that they are always charged or have good batteries as necessary. The moment you suspect that you are going to have an encounter with some public servant/official, then, TURN THEM ON AND START RECORDING


https://logosradionetwork.com//tao/downloads/00A%20EC%20-%20INST%20-%20Traffic%20Stop%20Practice%20Script%20v04.03.2013-001%20(Justified).pdf

Ha, if he only went to Dunkin and got some powdered donuts this could all have been avoided!

He needs to profile his arresting officers better! ;)



Steeevvveeeee Maddeeeennnnn!

I think we should all just relive the moment.

This is comical! Nicely written :)

I thought so as well. Thanks!

That was funny as...

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nothing some taco-bell and cocaine won't help!

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