ha ha...good ones today, my friend. The first one is me though. What happens if the food isn't okay? I struggle with being assertive - I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings (mainly, my own) Last time I tried to be assertive the waitress said, ""I'm sorry your order wasn't to your satisfaction. What can we do?" I meant to say tkae the cost of the meal off the bill - I ended up saying, "Take it off the menu." Yep...embarrassing, lol