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(I'm Batman. No Really)

TODAY IS... (these are real days)

• Invite an Alien to Live with You Day
• National Junk Food Day
• Take a Monkey to Lunch Day

REAL NEWS HEADLINES (and Joe's comments)

• A New York family is claiming Jet Blue forced them off a flight after their 1-year-old kicked the passenger's seat in front of him. JOE: With the way air travel is now they should just change their name to Jet Black and Blue.

• A new study found that 91% of plastic is not recycled.
  JOE: In other plastic-related news, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton are doing a farewell show.

CELEBRITY NEWS

• Sources say Rob Kardashian is currently seeing a professional counselor.
  JOE: How bad do things have to get to be known as the crazy one in that family?

ON THIS DAY

• 1972... George Carlin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and profanity on stage in Milwaukee, WI.

TODAY'S QUOTE

• “We must be our own before we can be another’s.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

TODAY'S INTERESTING FACT

• 10% of the World’s population is left handed.

TODAY'S JOKE

• Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

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