TODAY'S JOKE and NEWS (I'm Batman. No... Really)

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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(I'm Batman. No Really)

TODAY IS... (these are real days)

  • Invite an Alien to Live with You Day
  • National Junk Food Day
  • Take a Monkey to Lunch Day

REAL NEWS HEADLINES (and Joe's comments)

  • A New York family is claiming Jet Blue forced them off a flight after their 1-year-old kicked the passenger's seat in front of him. JOE: With the way air travel is now they should just change their name to Jet Black and Blue.

  • A new study found that 91% of plastic is not recycled.
    JOE: In other plastic-related news, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton are doing a farewell show.

CELEBRITY NEWS

  • Sources say Rob Kardashian is currently seeing a professional counselor.
    JOE: How bad do things have to get to be known as the crazy one in that family?

ON THIS DAY

  • 1972... George Carlin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and profanity on stage in Milwaukee, WI.

TODAY'S QUOTE

  • “We must be our own before we can be another’s.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

TODAY'S INTERESTING FACT

  • 10% of the World’s population is left handed.

TODAY'S JOKE

  • Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

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Haha manflu. That's so true! Great description.

Hope you feel better soon! :) @joecaffeine

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