JOE CAFFEINE SHOW (Headlines and Other Funny Stuff)
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TODAY IS...
- National Caviar Day
- Nelson Mandela International Day
- Perfect Family Day
- World Listening Day
IN THE NEWS
It's been announced that the next Doctor Who will be female, sparking outrage from fans. First, it’s female doctors. What’s next, a reality TV star President?
OJ Simpson is currently seeking parole. Says he’d like to take a stab at life out of prison.
In Celebrity News
George A. Romero, the "Father of the Zombie film Night of the Living Dead," has died at the age of 77. Or has he?
In Sports
Legendary sportscaster Bob Wolff has died at the age of 88. No word yet as to who will give the play-by-play at his funeral.
ON THIS DAY
1893: The first 18-hole golf course in America officially opened in Wheaton, Illinois.
1994: Crayola announced the introduction of scented crayons.
TODAY'S QUOTE “Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
TODAY'S INTERESTING FACT
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Hey, did you know you might be a Caffeine Addict... if you chew on "other" people's fingernails.
I'm Mr Joe Caffeine. Be glad you're not. See ya next time.
TODAY'S JOKE
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
TODAY'S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO...
An armed robber, whose arms were so full of loot, he couldn't open the door to escape. A worker said the man asked for a pack of cigarettes, and then pulled out a gun. The man demanded all the cash from the register and rolls of scratch-off Lotto tickets. However, the bandit's hands and arms were so full, he kept dropping his loot. He fumbled with the door of the store and had to shove his gun into his waistband before he could exit. Cops say the man escaped, but left a trail of stolen Lotto tickets. - LESSON #51: Always bring a personal assistant with you when robbing convenience stores.
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I followed you. I need a good laugh. Especially right now.
Hope my humor helps you feel better @sagittarianqueen