DELUDED

"The demoniac person thinks: "So much wealth do I have today, and I will gain more according to my schemes. So much is mine now, and it will increase in the future, more and more. He is my enemy, and I have killed him; and my other enemy will also be killed. I am the lord of everything, I am the enjoyer, I am perfect, powerful and happy. I am the richest man, surrounded by aristocratic relatives. There is none so powerful and happy as I am. I shall perform sacrifices, I shall give some charity, and thus I shall rejoice." In this way, such persons are deluded by ignorance."Bhagavad Gita As It Is 16.13-15

Paraphrased...
"So much health do I have today and so much more health I will have tomorrow. My teeth have been cleaned and the x-rays show nothing. My blood tests came back positive. My blood pressure is normal and so is my weight. My CAT scan is clear. The cataracts have been removed and so has the cyst on my arm. My eyesight is 20/20. I shall lift weights, eat only organic foods and walk at least a mile every day and thus I shall remain strong and carefree. In this way, such persons are deluded by illusion. "

Link to the text: https://prabhupadabooks.com/bg/16/13-15