Crude joke. The man with the steering wheel in his pants.

I first heard this joke over 10 years ago but it is still one of the funniest crude jokes that I know.

I was actually told this joke the very first day that I started at my current job working at a restaurant.

As you can well imagine we get quite a few crude jokes going around amongst the staff.

So without further Ado here is one of my very favorite crude jokes.

Last week I was walking down the street when I came across an old man walking out of a convenience store.

He looked every bit the pirate with his eye patch and scruffy white beard.

There was even a small parrot resting on his shoulder.

That wasn't the strangest thing about him though.

Sticking out of the front of his pants was the top half of a giant wooden steering wheel.

It looked like the type of steering wheel you might see on an old pirate ship.

It was wooden and hard and looked incredibly uncomfortable.

You could see that it was completely round and that the bottom half of the wheel was shoved into the man's under shorts.

"Wow"

I said to the man.

"Do you know that you have a giant wooden steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

"Arrrrrrrr......."

He exclaimed.

"It be driving me nuts."

I hope you liked this one.

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