Died Laughing

Died Laughing
The wedding date was set and the groom's friends were deciding what pranks to play on the couple for their wedding night.

3 friends ... a Carpenter, an Electrician and a Doctor offered their ideas.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would be fun...

The electrician decided to wire the bed with current, of course...

The Doctor wouldn't commit himself, but promised it would be memorable...

The wedding went as planned and a few days later, each of the Groom's buddies received the following note :

Dear Friends 🔪💣🔫

We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed..

The electric shock was only a minor setback..
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But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put Local Anaesthesia in the Condom!!