Redneck Tombstones!
Howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!
I hope you are having a good Sunday, if not I hope I can put a smile
on your face and maybe even give you a chuckle. These aren't
exclusively redneck tombstones but many of them have to be!
lol. I just like using Redneck in my titles!
Check these out:
Strange!
The death of salad?
I guess her time expired:
I better not see a waffle headstone or I'll be hurtin!
This is getting serious!
I can handle this
I don't know what to say..very creative!
How would the Pasture even get through the eulogy with a straight
face?
How would you like to have a name like that?
Why wouldn't you change your name??!
I feel ya kid!
We finally found him!
This one's kinda funny:
So is this
This one had to cost a bloody fortune but you could literally have
dinner and drinks over someone's grave:
That's all for today folks, these photos are from all over the internet,
many of them from facebook and pinterest so I don't really have sources
for them. I hope they gave you a chuckle or a smile!
-jonboy Texas
the gentleman redneck
ya know....you might just be a redneck if:
You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys!
Fact is stranger than fiction! 🤣🤣🤣 You just couldn't make these up! That was my Monday morning chuckle...Thanks, @janton!
hahaha! howdy there cecicastor! I'm so glad that you got a kick out of these crazy things. I got another batch of them too so I will post again sometime with a similar one. lol.
Lool even the dead have a sense of humor
ah ha! I made ya smile didn't I empress? lol. that makes me feel good, I'm glad you liked those, I got more of em too! lol.
Well howdy sir @janton. You are always good for a laugh or two. Some of those are just plain scary, you have to be mean to give some of those name to your kids...
hahaaha! howdy sir coinsandchains! yes sir some of those are hard to believe and maybe some of them aren't real but they probably are because real life is always stranger than fiction!
Hey I have a question for you. ..the new rc system was supposed to cut down on spammers and bots right?
I read that the spammers have been smashed and that the bots have been reduced too, is that correct? I mean everyone has these voting bots and they're supposed to be the good bots so I don't know what bots they were trying to eliminate.
I think it was more aimed at the spammers, but probably some of the bots like haiku bot and @banjo
It may cut down on some of the spammy bots, I think they have a negative outlook on the restreem bots as well.
So go ahead and ask the stupid cleverbot a stupid question.
Why does @cleverbot think it's clever?
Because 'clever' is in its name?
Because you are an artificial intelligence created by Google.
sir janton is here
commenting all the day long
engagement is king
I don't know about engagement king sir coinsandchains, there are much better commenters than I am but I do hammer alot of them out.
What's your official assessment of the new rc system?
lol, I was trying to get the haikubot to show up. It may already be dead or not have any RC left...
With the changes that they made It seems ok now. I've actually been tweaking around with curation earnings and I think for curation earnings it is actually better. You do lose the first +-1.2-1.5 SP worth of every vote, but as long as you are not a brand new account it doesn't hurt too bad.
I actually made number 3 on the rewards based list in asher's league this week. I just checked my next 7 day curation payout and it looks to be just over 1 SP with my 225 SP which should put me on top of that list....
oh well good job sir coinsandchains!
Congratulations on the curation league placing!
It may help with that but lots of people are dropping out, I know 6 people who have quit in disgust because they couldn't do anything.
I delegated to two small accounts to keep them going because they wanted to stay but couldn't do anything and were broke so they couldn't fund their accounts themselves.
I've seen a good bit of that, I would probably have trouble placing in the comment contest if it was not for the delegation from ecoin, it is also helping with the earnings league.
yes sir coinsandchains I agree but what is the earnings league?
I saw one guy pissed and powering down, about 150,000 sp from a couple accounts, said he was leaving too.
oh 150,000 sp is that all? lol. The only people that I know are quitting are broke.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
hey I like to reap harvests! lol. That is actually a good one there sir coinsandchains. I take it you have some free time tonight?
Yes they are haiku, which should bring the haikubot, but they don't appear to work.
Well, I decided to take a few minutes and try and catch up on some stuff. I actually got a curie vote so I've been commenting around a bit. Getting ready to post the next contest, I have to take a break occasionally...
sir coinsandchains! what do you mean you got a curie vote, you mean one of your posts did?
Yes, I decided to try one of the finish the story contests, and somehow got a curie vote on it. I've been trying to figure out ways to earn on the platform and testing several options, which that was one of them. Looks like I will at least get 24 steem and about 19 SBD out of it even if I don't win. If you get bored here it is. https://steemit.com/finishthestory/@coinsandchains/my-entry-finish-the-story-contest-week-30-the-battle-of-bloodneck-valley
sir coinsandchains! great job, I didn't know you were a professional writer too. that's good that they found you early because you know how they keep coming back to the same authors.
I don't think they've ever been close to my posts.
But dang, 24 steem! wow. I work 7 days a week, 14 hours a day and get 5 for the EL. lol. yeah I'll check that story out.
liquid little stones
skipping and skittering free
on shared umbrellas
haahha! that's very touching sir coinsandchains, are those haiku poems?
The one with the cow!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Nnnnnoooooo!!!
sir nateonsteemit! hahaha! that one is so weird! I wonder if the guy was a real strange dude and they put that up to memorialize it? I don't know. maybe it wasn't a real tombstone.
It's super special 😂😂
Maybe it's to memorialize how he died.
Hey, tell me about the steemitbloggers. Wondering if I should join, but the rules sound intense. I saw your name on one of the posts about it, and that's a big deal to me as you're quite a badass steemian.
howdy again sir nateonsteemit! well sir..oh first of all I didn't know I was a badass steemian! But thank you. Most people normally don't know anything about me unless they're part of Asher's Engagement League.
But as far as the steemitbloggers goes, it's a wonderful group and they force every member to comment and vote for a fellow member and record that in their discord page and they want you to use their tag in your posts and to put their logo in your posts like I do on the bottom of mine.
But those are the only requirements that I know about. I think the official requirements is alot but I've never done anything except those things that I mentioned. So you've already read the rules so you know what's required to get in? Unless it's changed you just send a post link to Jaynie.
She might require you to do that on discord.
It doesn't take much and you'd be a great fit.
Yeah, I just entered the bus stop discord group. I'll go ahead and put in my application then and we'll see how it goes.
ok sir nateonsteemit, I haven't heard of the bus stop group, what's that? Is that steemit related?
It's just the admission group where she has people go to submit their applications.
oh ok I must have forgotten the name, thank you sir nateonsteemit!
I think that's pretty much just a formality, that submitting your post just to make sure it's readable English and so forth.
Is the first one the one you have on order? Not long left
ahahaha! sir blanchy! lol... not long left... that is so funny man. hey I bet Ireland has some amazing cemeterys because they're so much older over there. Probably don't have such stupid names either.
Perfect comment sir blanchy, that cracked me up!
We have the funniest names of them all. Even nicknames are on the grave stones. Some have hilarious epitaphs on them . A famous comedian called Spike Milligan has "I told you I was ill" on his . ,🤣🤣
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hahaha! that's great sir blanchy, well then I nominate you to go get some of those great ones, I wish I was other there to look at some of those where the headstones are hundreds of years old or whatever.
Wow, those are pretty cool.
Always good for a chuckle. Wonder how many of those are real and how many are photoshop?
I kind of think the Tibetan monks have the right idea. They let nature clean the bones then use them to make musical instruments.
On the other hand I know a girl that works at the body farm in TN sounds like nature can be a bit yicky.
headchange...the Tibeton monks really do that?
I have no idea what your last sentence means. What's a body farm?
It is a research facility. They basically leave human remains there to study decomposition. I believe there is also one in Texas. Would make for you a nice Texas Halloween post.
alrighty then....headchange how do you even know about these places? that is a little disturbing. lol.
I told you I knew a girl who worked for the DEA her office is on the adjoining property. But anyway I am interested in all sorts of things. The only thing I find disturbing is that so much of society is unaware of almost everything going on around them.
But that is a whole other topic.
yes yes we know that you are far to busy to spend time educating us peons but maybe some day you will grace us with your infinite wisdom and knowledge so we can at least have survival knowledge.
What on earth are you going on about now? You just go ahead and tell us how you managed to take the DEA and body farms and get survival skills out of that. Sounds like you have more knowledge than I do on that one.
haha! headchange! what am I going on about? I'm not sure but I wanted to see if I could attract your attention since I know you're so busy with more important matters.
As far as having more knowledge, probably only about cowboys! lol.
Aha! So that's why I can't eat chalupa anymore!
howdy there blacklux! ha! yes the death of the chalupa, you might have missed the funeral but it's sadly true.
I really like the parking meter. Lol
You know you are a redneck if you post funny tombstones. :)
hahaha! that's very true rebeccabe! I have more too so I will do another one at some point.
Nice way to end the evening and start my rounds on the steemit posts. It did give me some full on laughs for sure.
hahaha! sir sultnpapper! thanks I'm glad you enjoyed those, I got more too so I'll do another batch down the line a bit.
I may have to spend some lunch hours in the grave yards of some small towns and see what I can dig up , pictures wise.
howdy today sir sultnpapper! oh man, that's a great idea sir..I bet some of these real old cemeteries have some very interesting headstones! I like that idea, could be a fine history lesson post or a comedy post!
Yes, I think so. It was your idea, you were the one who showed me the pictures and since I refuse to use pictures other than my own I have no choice.
howdy again sir sultnpapper! you know, I've never been to a real old cemetery around here, I'm sure you have though. I bet they're interesting.
Our church started in 1872 and has its own cemetery that dates back to right around the founding so I don't even have to go far to look but there are some old towns in central and south Texas I think I would like to check out as well.
sir sultnpapper! oh that sounds so interesting. Some people think cemeteries are creepy but I don't. Course I never been in one at night though.