More Custom Redneck Vehicles!
Howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas!
It's been awhile since I've done a Redneck post so I'm taking one of my old ones and adding to it because I've found more great redneck vehicles. I know, it's a weird habit I have, collecting photos of custom redneck vehicles. I can't seem to help myself. lol.
Talk about creative and innovative though! Check these out. Oh, and there ain't no sources for these pictures, I see them all over the internet but most I got from facebook.
Lookie here, it's not a Kawasaki it's a Cowasaki! lol..look they put tennis shoes on the front hoofs. lol:
And here's a cartractor. You know, it's very practical when you have to cross the creek or swamp everyday to get to yer house and all.
Check out the seamless fit on this extension, leave it to a redneck to turn a totally impractical car into one you can actually put stuff in! I'm proud of those boys for this one:
this'n here is pure class. I'd love to drive this baby around. It even has
a little ladder that looks like it starts about 4 ft off the ground! lol
I must admit this one freaks me out a little bit but then that's also very appealin!
this here's a homemade camper..see, you don't need no big truck to have a camper!
rednecks love their stretch pickups!
check this out. You can't git no classier than this! look at that drop-
down staircase! genius.
hey it's not a motorcycle it's a mowercycle! I could make a beer run with that thing couldn't I @nickyhavey??
this here's your classic homemade redneck snowplow, look at those big lug snow tires! lol. SO many steemians could have used this thing this winter!
check out this redneck tank. well ya never know when you might need one!
redneck SUV. great for picking the kids up at the swamp and gettin 'em to school!
meanwhile, back at the mall... just a dude waitin for his ride to show up:
I don't know what you call this vehicle but I'm sure they're happily on their way to Walmart. A Texas Walmart..check out those Longhorns!
now this'n here...what can I say? this one here pretty much leaves me speechless. I will say I'd love to drive the "thing" if I could get up there. There's no indication of how to do that. rope ladder?
ya cain't have too much power!
redneck pontoon boat. extremely practical.
a car pickup. hey hey if ya need a pickup and don't have one you just make one!
now this one here....lol...I have to hand it to them for ingenuity but it may be the world's ugliest vehicle am I right? lol.
Thanks for joining me folks. I hope you got a chuckle out of these creations, I sure did. Hey it's Friday, time to relax and have a good laugh!
God bless you all!
-jonboy
Texas
the gentleman redneck
PS- ya know...you might just be a redneck if you done replaced your flat tire like this:
lol... I should see if I can find the photo of the back yard, from when I rented a place in South Dakota. The landlord was a redneck pothead and the results were... interesting. He had bought a 1-1/2 ton truck and stripped it down to the frame. I can only guess what it turned into after I left, but judging by the trash can full of cheap beer cans next to it, it was bound to be spectacular.
ha! yes sir fotosdenada that sounds like a great project about to be built! lol.
Is it finally spring time now? Have you been posting recently?
I managed to get a quick update post in, but it's back to working on projects and homework. We're supposed to get up to a foot of snow tomorrow.
What the?? dang I thought winter was over! man oh man, well I guess you all are used to it though but even for you guys that has to be getting a little old!
Nice of you to share with us your car collection and pink outfit, brings out the colour in your eyes haha! Next blog we need to see you driving around in your mowercycle ;)
Funny post Lord Janton, I didn't know you had it in you - see what happens when you aren't swinging cans of lone star beer around? haha
haha! see, I really CAN go to the beer store on my mower! lol. I don't suppose you have any vehicles like that over there sir nickyhavey? The Brits are too sophisticated for such things I assume?
I certainly haven't seen engineering quite like that in the UK but we don't have #rednecklife here. Think it's exclusive to your modern part of the world haha
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ha! wow sir nickyhavey, that's a little depressing.,no rednecks? who do you laugh at then? lol.
Haha we laugh at ourselves as we have a wicked sarcastic sense of humour
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Well sir nickyhavey I didn't think most Brits had as good a sense of humor as you but if you run out of things to laugh at you can always come to my blog! lol.
Hahaha of course Lord Janton! Look for the trusty redneck to provide the laughs.
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howdy again sir nickyhavey! It's the least I can do. I seem to do that even when I'm not trying to. lol.
Thanks for the giggle! I really like the camper. What's especially funny about it is that the car underneath looks clean and well cared for. Makes for an entertaining contrast.
haha! yes that's very true! I liked it also because the dang door on that tiny camper has the big, full-sized door of a house! lol. I bet the inside was a marvel of design and engineering!
I sure hope so! I wish there was a full tour!
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That is the best part! It looks like my front door!
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haha! howdy again goat-girlz! that's funny, well then you might feel right at home there! lol.
not much room for pets though!
These are definitely a laugh the things rednecks come up with but the only thing that sadness me in this post is ruining that Corvette they are worth big , big dollars back in Australia and i use to own a '69 Convertible 454 Chevy twin holly carbs a real power machine :)
haha! yes sir, sir hangin! howdy and how are you doing today? That Corvette would make a lot of people cringe! lol. Wow that 454 was a real muscle car!
Cringe is the right word...lol...yeah i use to call my Corvette the mean machine....hehe :)
howdy again sir hangin! And did you have a heavy or a "lead" foot? lol.
I was sensible enough to know were and when to be lead footer always cautious with power like that behind you can be a deadly weapon if not handle right :)
howdy again sir hangin! I was glad to hear that you were not a maniac back then and that's good because you lived to tell about it!
Haha....Na i respected my cars :)
That was excellent, it cracked me up, some really good ones there.
Howdy sir gguy773! Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed those, they crack me up to, I had a blast putting this one together!
Do they have vehicles like that in Scotland?
No not really, Scott's are rather boring, I haven't seen anything like that here, I am originally from South Africa and have seen some weird things there
haha! that's a good one sir! That's as good as the Cowasaki! Yeah they have to patch alot of things together down there.
Howdy Janton! I knew you have something special waiting for me and I was right! Oh my goodness, this is out of this world. I am pretty sure they would not be allowed to drive those here in Toronto, but it would be fun to see one on the road LOL!!! I am sending this to my daughter, she will love it. And your commentaries makes the whole thing even more funnier. Thanks for the good laugh 😂😂😂
Howdy Miss Lena! Thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I had alot of fun putting it together, people are crazy! lol.
My pleasure Janton, I really enjoyed it. Creativity at it's best, lol.
Howdy back Miss Lena! Yes creative and a few are very practical, depending on where you live of course, but that redneck SUV ...that would be great in some areas of the country! lol. Did you post recently?
Oh yes, many of them are definitely practical. But you must live far out in the country, because here in the city cops would go nuts 😃
Oh and I did not post yet, but I am about to post some flowers. I have a new recipe, but that one I will post on Monday 🌿😉🍅
Howdy back Miss Lena! oh, are you using your new camera on everything?
haha! That's funny about the city cops! So true.
Hey you won't like my new post today and many won't one person already unfollowed me but I don' t know if that's the reason. But the post has to do with horse racing and I support all animal rights groups and all the good work they do
but I'm not going to go into another country and culture and tell them how they should think, especially when it is sacred
to them.
So, I have fantastic pictures but you won't like them. But I'm just reporting the facts about an unusual race. So don't get mad at me or else skip that post. lol.
Imagination has no limits.
Great Friday relaxing post.
haha! well said sir oldtimer, I agree. I wonder if they have such things in Canada? Probably too sophisticated there!
I'm pretty sure that I've seen some of those stop in our truckstop for gas over the years! 😂
haha! Yes Ma'am I'm sure you guys saw some wild stuff come and go! I bet it was constant entertainment.
I really regret not having cell phones back then! When I think of all the photo opportunities that I missed
oh that's true! Wow you could have gotten so many wild photos! Of a different kind that you're used to anyway. lol. Lots of redneck post material! that might blow your image on steemit though. lol.
I have an image? We had a black bear walk across the lot and right past the gas pumps before he crossed the highway and disappeared down into the river bottoms. But alas no camera in hand . That would have been fitting to go with my other nature type photos and posts!
Howdy Melinda! lol...yes of course you have an image! lol. It's a remarkable one too. Everyone knows how caring and helpful you are but what great contests you put on too and how hard you work with all your quality posts!
That bear and it's photos would have been great indeed.
You are so kind! 😊I have several posts that I resteemed to my page today that you might be interested in... Three friends working hard to become minnows with help from Paula and steemcommunity and one from my friend kheys who just did an indroductory post for her new account. She's the one who's ex-boyfriend had the master key to her account from when he helped her set it up and so now she has to start over. Oh and Shasta just became a minnow, don't miss that one!
Okay I'll put kheys on my list and get to the others too. How far did kheys get before she lost the account?
Classic redneck right there!! Haha, awesome thanks for sharing!
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howdy sir simms50! thanks for reading and commenting. Do you guys have vehicles like those up there? lol.
Haha, nope!!
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