I done fixed it like new!

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

Howdy folks Jonboy here enjoying another perfect day in North Texas, I think it's
about 80 degrees or so. Here's a view from our place to the South. It ain't bad.

S pond (1).JPG

and here's Jack enjoying himself in the shade keeping eyes and ears open.
He's a great watchdog.

Jack.JPG

and we're all ready for the hot weather. Got our ceiling fan rigged up.

redneck  fan.jpg

Now folks don't go spending all that money on a fancy one like those city folk
have cuz you don't need that. You gotta be smart with that govment check.
You can buy a month's worth of Budweiser for the price of one of those fancy
fans so ya gotta be smart.

I wanted to show ya'll some more inspiring photos of what can be accomplished
by doityourown selfers. Because we all need to be more independent and take
things into our own hands at times. So here goes with some prime examples.

flashheadlight.jpg

ya use what ya got on hand to getur done

hood.jpg

this repair is so skillful that all they need is a can of spraypaint and no one would
be able to tell no difference. right?

redneck air conditioner.jpg

perfect time of year to get this rigged up, very very smart!

redneck auto repair.jpg

now I gotta admit I'm a little disappointed in thisun here..it ain't finished yet.
need a couple inches of bondo and a can of paint and it'll dang sure be
better than new.

redneck repair.jpg

this here just goes to prove why you never want to be without a can of
Pringles.

redneck-car-window .jpg

perfect fit and waterproof to boot

redneck muffler repair.jpg

don't never leave home without your bundle of plastic ties neither.

hoodlights (1).jpg

well sometimes ya need more light like fer huntin at nite and such.

mercedes ornament.jpg

now ya gotta remember it's the symbol that has the meaning, it don't hav to be no
400 dollur dealer installed thing.

redneck gas cap.jpg

now I don't know what to make of thisun, this ain't no redneck gas cap
cuz generally those are rags, I don't no what this is. this is a poor excuse for
a redneck gas cap fer shore. this would be an insult even to a redneck.

Well I hope ya'll got a chuckle out of this 2nd series of redneck fixes, I think
ya'll can learn alot from these and be inspired byum.

this is Jonboy from Texas checking out
God bless you all and have a great Sunday and don't forget about
the One who gave it to ya.

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Classic. Don't see these types of repairs up here. TX motor vehicle inspections must be easier than ours here in Maine.

lol! actually we were hoping to get away from the "E-check" system that they have in Ohio where you have to take your vehicle in every 3 years and they are very strict about the exhaust which can run into serious money to fix of course. But it's worse here! An ANNUAL inspection on all vehicles which is very strict so it's an annual repairs session just to get the passing grade on the inspection and plus it costs $75 per vehicle for the inspection. so red tape no matter where you go I reckon. but I think the above "repairs" and vehicles are "off the books" lol. But I been back in them Eastern Kentucky areas, hollows...they say "hollers" that the local sheriff deputies ain't gonna bother with most of those people, they pretty much leave them alone. lol. probably in exchange for moonshine which is still going on and I've had some of that, oh my! Blow your mind with one sip! Hey if I wanted to email you off this platform is it allowed to give you my email? I got a couple of things to say that I wouldn't want the world to see.

I have seen many wonders such as this while walking on the streets, it's a petty I don't have a smartphone to immortalize and share the experience 😂

yes sir, I know that the poorer areas have all kinds of things like this that people use to patch things up and keep them running!

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