THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN! (Goodnight post)

Now I remember all the questions that people from other countries ask me, but the craziest ones of all are like:

Do you ride kangaroos?

What about all the sharks?

and so, on!

The answers are usually,

Yes, but that is only countryside, city folk don't ride kangaroos, we have cars.

&

Yes, but that isn't a problem, we just pat the shark and it goes away.

I mean, there are only so many times that an Aussie can answer these types of questions!

Every night before going to bed, I try and find something to share that can put a smile on all our faces, sometimes when looking through all the material available I don't know if I should cry or laugh!

& when I can't laugh at you, I'll laugh at me!

So, in my good ol' tradition I wish a:

Goodnight to everyone where it is night time, Good morning to everyone where it is morning and G'day to everyone else.

Yours truly

Jack

OUT

PS, this doesn't happen either, up north the crocks don't like playing frisby!