Bunnings Special (Goodnight Post)

This joke was told to me back like 15 years ago by one of my American mates who was from Texas, I just used Bunnings instead of the term "Hardware store":

An Aussie sitting at the bar drinking his beer, after a long days work, minding his own business..... when this Yank walks into the pub and on his way to the bar as he was about to walk past the Aussie, hits the Aussie in the neck and knocks the poor bloke off his bar stool.... as the Aussie is getting up the Yank says "That was Karate, it's from Japan"...... the Aussie gets back up, sits on his stool and gets back to enjoying his coldie....

About ten minutes later the Yank walks past and hits the Aussie in the back of the head, knocking him of the stool and says to him "That's Judo, it's from Japan".

The Aussie, gets back up, sinks down the rest of his beer and walks out.

The Yank sits down at the bar and orders himself a drink, when about half an hour later the Aussie walks back into the bar and whacks the yank across the head, the Yank falls down, out cold and the Aussie says to the bartender,
"When he comes too, tell him that was a crowbar from Bunnings"

There we have my "Funny" for the day.

So in my good ol' tradition I wish a:

Goodnight to everyone where it is night time, Good morning to everyone where it is morning and G'day to everyone else.

& don't forget,
All funds raised from the upvotes here go to the two fundraisers I am running here via Steemit.
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These "Goodnight/G'day Posts" are not only my "signature" here on Steemit, but also my fundraising tool!

Yours truly

Jack

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