Ah crap!

It's too soon! Didn't we just have Easter. How did it come around so quickly again. I still have PTSD from those little fuckers from last year, who the fuck punches a rabbit.

It's a fucking fluffy rabbit. Why would you want to hurt it.

Way too soon!! Why is it March?...

Oh God...what did I do to deserve this...

I've been working for 2000years... I don't even get medical benefits... Don't ask why I signed up... Let's just say they lied during the interview process... The Easter badger has a better ring to it anyway

Much too fucking soon!!!

Who the fuck booby traps a carrot, I've been in surgery for most of the year cos of that little fuckers. Teenagers count as little fuckers. Last time I go back to Detroit I swear! This shit ain't right...

I need a new job... Anyone looking to hire a rabbit?

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"A medium caramel latte with 3 shots"

I wonder if Starbucks needs new people who make coffee?

"Hey you guys hiring? Can I grab an application?"

This would be much easier if I didn't look like a bunny rabbit

_It comes around too fucking soon, every year it just surprises me how quickly it comes around...

"What do you mean you don't do medium? ok fine whatever, give me whatever it is that is not your largest and not your smallest cup ok?"

"Seriously?... Fine just hot coffee in a cup any size cup, I will fucking pay you $100 to to jus tbring me a coffee. even someone else's coffee I don't care"

I wonder where I can buy a machine gun? probably Detroit will be the easiest place...

Just too fucking soon seriously

You know what? fuck this!! I'm joining Santa in his army!!

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I would like to monimate @ilt-yodith and @coruscate, you guys need to bring come back into the fold.